Ok, check this shit out...we were just hangin in #somewhere when MOOGZ
who was at a party came back...here's the most hilarious day in #somewhere
history..in my opinion.

Session Start: Fri Aug 1st 21:32:04 1997
* Logging #somewhere to: [#somewhere.log]
*** MOOGParty is now known as MOOGLEZZ
<Chromium> mario doesn't race
<Chromium> hey moooog!
<[NOAM]> yes he does
<Chromium> was the party good?
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<Chromium> nono, retired
<[NOAM]> he has his own game!! MARIO KART!!
<Chromium> michael races
<MOOGLEZZ> Parrrrrtyyyy
<RelliK> manage a trois
<[NOAM]> john andretti = lamer from indy's 
  who think he can cut it in nascar but 
  just crashes every time
<Chromium> MOOG: How was it?
<MOOGLEZZ> Parrrrrty
<Chromium> he
<Chromium> h
<MOOGLEZZ> Partyyyyyy
<[NOAM]> robby gordon = lamer from indy's 
  who thinks he's g00d but just crashes
<MOOGLEZZ> Party!
<MOOGLEZZ> Parrrty
<Chromium> cause nascar is bumper cars
<Chromium> thats all it is
<Chromium> heh
<[NOAM]> Chrom, yeah if yer going to 
  slow..get outa my way
<Chromium> indy needs precision driving
<MOOGLEZZ> mmmmpartyyyyyyyyy
<Chromium> bleh
<[NOAM]> indy needs precise orgasm powers
<Chromium> MOOG: Shuddup
<MOOGLEZZ> Moms like you choose jif... 
   choooooooose jif
<Chromium> moogie is drunk
<Chromium> heh
<[NOAM]> moog has the jiffy lube on his 
  dick and then the bottle up his ass and 
  jacks off
<Chromium> moogie, get undrunk
<splice> choosy moog's choose gif
<MOOGLEZZ> undrunk?
<[NOAM]> sober
<[NOAM]> fewl
<MOOGLEZZ> I don't do coffee
<Chromium> heh
<[NOAM]> sober sux j00 arse
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<MOOGLEZZ> would surge help?
<Chromium> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> I got a sixpack surge
<Chromium> i dunno
<MOOGLEZZ> i'll drink some surge
<Bushido> [Four999] Life is sweet, Reality 
   just happens to suck.
<[NOAM]> SURGE!
<[NOAM]> SURGE!
<MOOGLEZZ> we'll find out
<Chromium> are you drunk though?
<[NOAM]> JOLT!
<[NOAM]> JOLT!
<MOOGLEZZ> mevbe
<MOOGLEZZ> beeit'll just screwm me up more
<Chromium> yaya
<MOOGLEZZ> Hehhhh
<MOOGLEZZ> i need to play quake
<Chromium> slurred typing
<MOOGLEZZ> i'll be all fucked
* [NOAM] has a case of jolt
<Chromium> he's drunk :D
<MOOGLEZZ> peoplell whil my ass
<MOOGLEZZ> hey
<[NOAM]> jolt r0x j00 arse
<MOOGLEZZ> i ain't mavis beacon
<[NOAM]> moogz, do u like men?
<MOOGLEZZ> or whatvever that pickanninny 
   typing chick si called
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<MOOGLEZZ> men are fags
<[NOAM]> hah
<MOOGLEZZ> errr
<[NOAM]> pickanninny
<MOOGLEZZ> i'm a man
<[NOAM]> :)
<MOOGLEZZ> wait
<MOOGLEZZ> i'm not a foag
<MOOGLEZZ> i'm a man
<Chromium> hahaha
<MOOGLEZZ> i love women
<MOOGLEZZ> DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME OFOL
*** splice has quit IRC (EOF From client)
*** [NOAM] changes topic to "<MOOGLEZZ> men 
are fags <MOOGLEZZ> i'm a man"
<[NOAM]> hehe moogz
<MOOGLEZZ> i'll get aunt gemima on your ass
<Chromium> moog doesn't usually make these 
   kind of mistakes
* [NOAM] takes advantage of moogz and rapes 
  him
<Chromium> he's wasted
<Chromium> heh
*** Bushido sets mode: +o Four999
*** splice (splice@parodius.com) has joined 
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<MOOGLEZZ> you want somea aunt gemimi?
*** Four999 changes topic to "poop"
*** Bushido sets mode: +o splice
<Chromium> noooo!
*** Chromium changes topic to "<MOOGLEZZ> 
men are fags <MOOGLEZZ> i'm a man"
<[NOAM]> dam...some funny shit going down 
  tonight :)
<splice> aunt jamima?
<[NOAM]> aunt j00mawmaw
<Chromium> hahaha, noam :p
<MOOGLEZZ> ant gemima
<[NOAM]> orgy
<MOOGLEZZ> dontttgetherpissed
<MOOGLEZZ> she'llspooge all over ya
<[NOAM]> bahahahahaha
<[NOAM]> spooge
<[NOAM]> :)
<Chromium> moogie: what did you do at this 
   parrrtyyyy?
<[NOAM]> one of the few words only adrunken 
  man wud use
<MOOGLEZZ> drink
<[NOAM]> chrom, he did aunt j00mawmaw
<MOOGLEZZ> lottta drink
<[NOAM]> she spooged on him
<MOOGLEZZ> dammmmmmit
<MOOGLEZZ> no mail
<MOOGLEZZ> keyboard sticking
<splice> how much does it take you to get 
   drunk?
<[NOAM]> yah really moog u werent gone that 
  long
<MOOGLEZZ> eheheh
<MOOGLEZZ> 6 pack an a haff
<MOOGLEZZ> i was goneeee
<MOOGLEZZ> leme see
<MOOGLEZZ> 10 now
<Four999> pewp to all *hick* 99 bottles of 
   beer on thewall *hick* poop!
<MOOGLEZZ> i left at about 77
<RelliK> hey noam, are u the kinda dude 
   that looks at the baby pagents for 
   future girlfriends?
<MOOGLEZZ> 3 hours
<[NOAM]> rellik, yaya
<MOOGLEZZ> you can't drink 9 beer in 3 
   horu??
<MOOGLEZZ> ahh
<[NOAM]> rellik, i'm there so much i'm a 
  judge
<MOOGLEZZ> if's fun being drunk in EICNnnn
<MOOGLEZZ> <MOOG_Is__Dragon_Warrior> 
   {{{{{{{ timko }}}}}}}
<MOOGLEZZ> <MOOG_Is__Dragon_Warrior> i wuv 
   yoo timko
<Chromium> oh geez
<Chromium> moog
<[NOAM]> <[NOAM]_is_gay> i like six
<Chromium> slow down and type right 
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<Chromium> hehe
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<[NOAM]> brb need a soda
<MOOGLEZZ> slow donw my ass
<MOOGLEZZ> already drink one surge
<MOOGLEZZ> getting stronger
<MOOGLEZZ> more agrresiv
<MOOGLEZZ> fel like i could
<MOOGLEZZ> takeover the worrrld
<Chromium> moog, you're gonna have to piss 
   real bad soon
<[NOAM]> k
*** [NOAM] sets mode: -o MOOGLEZZ
*** Bushido sets mode: +o MOOGLEZZ
<[NOAM]> scarin me m00gie
<MOOGLEZZ> {{{{{{{ [NOAM] }}}}}}}
<MOOGLEZZ> i hug noam
<[NOAM]> hey moogz, go on zophars msg 
  board..and proclaim that u own the nes 
  scene
* Trepalium is away... (( autoaway (15min) 
  )) (since(09:19:10pm) (pager(off)
<MOOGLEZZ> noam fun
*** SoM2Freak (Tamagocchi@ip-pdx18-07.telepo
rt.com) has joined #somewhere
<Bushido> [SoM2Freak] I am the Wizard King 
   (wait is that Lizard Queen?)
<MOOGLEZZ> sommmm
<MOOGLEZZ> SOMMMM
<SoM2Freak> Hahaa interesting key :)
<MOOGLEZZ> im' drnk
<MOOGLEZZ> {{{{{{{ SoM2Freak }}}}}}}
<MOOGLEZZ> i wuv yoo too sommmmmy
*** Bushido sets mode: +o SoM2Freak
<Chromium> MOOG is drunk sommie
<SoM2Freak> Uhh...yes I wuv you Moog...I 
   guess.... :) 
<SoM2Freak> Hi Moog
<Chromium> 9 beers in 3 hours
<SoM2Freak> Chrom: Ack :)
<SoM2Freak> hehe
<[NOAM]> moog, i'm ashamed only 9 in 3
<[NOAM]> ugh
<MOOGLEZZ> fn
<MOOGLEZZ> fn fnu
<MOOGLEZZ> hey
<SoM2Freak> Gosh...Moog and Demi...what a 
   surprise 0_o
<Chromium> a drunk moog, too much to 
   contend with
<MOOGLEZZ> gimmme break
<MOOGLEZZ> i was awtchn tv too
<[NOAM]> DEMI?
<[NOAM]> w/hois demi
<MOOGLEZZ> Demi?!
•• demi no such nick!
<SoM2Freak> Demi's drunk and up at 2:30 in 
   the morning sending me questions about 
   Terranigma...... I'm scared.
<MOOGLEZZ> Dem/
<MOOGLEZZ> dmme
<MOOGLEZZ> DMME
<MOOGLEZZ> TERRANGIME
<[NOAM]> oh
<[NOAM]> hes emailing u
<MOOGLEZZ> I AM TERRNAIGMA GOD
<Chromium> hahaha
<MOOGLEZZ> I AM THE TRRGAM GOD
<SoM2Freak> NOAM; Yeah
<[NOAM]> look at the fuckig typos
<MOOGLEZZ> TELL DEMMM TO TERRNA EMIAL ME GOD
<[NOAM]> it's typomoog from typopuff
<[NOAM]> hahahahahahahaahah
<MOOGLEZZ> EXICTDE
*** [NOAM] changes topic to "<MOOGLEZZ> 
TELL DEMMM TO TERRNA EMIAL ME GOD"
<MOOGLEZZ> IM EXICTDE
<splice> hahaha
<splice> hahahahahaha noam
<[NOAM]> moogz, perhaps...excited is what 
  your looking for?
<MOOGLEZZ> YES
<[NOAM]> hahha
<MOOGLEZZ> EXCITDE
<[NOAM]> BAHHAHHAHAHA
* SoM2Freak says, Barubary shall be absent 
  for the following 9 days. :)
<[NOAM]> yo, if y0shi and lepper saw 
  this..they'd be on j00 arse for bad 
  grammer so bad :)
<SoM2Freak> This will delay the FFV 
   complete translation.
<MOOGLEZZ> NO BRAUGB
<MOOGLEZZ> NO WAYY
<SoM2Freak> I hope you can all understand =)
<MOOGLEZZ> NED TRANSLTIN
<splice> hullo som2 :)
<[NOAM]> HAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
<MOOGLEZZ> FR SCKOL
<SoM2Freak> Hi splice!
<[NOAM]> MOOOG
<MOOGLEZZ> I KLL BARUB
<[NOAM]> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<MOOGLEZZ> HE MST TRNSLT
<SoM2Freak> Moog: Shut up
<SoM2Freak> Moog: His parents dragged him 
   off on a trip
<MOOGLEZZ> aww
<SoM2Freak> I know how he feels :)
<splice> patience is a virtua
<MOOGLEZZ> igot rod trp soon too
<SoM2Freak> My parents do that to me all 
   the time...
<[NOAM]> splice, i remember that ad :)
<MOOGLEZZ> nxt fridy
<SoM2Freak> splice: Yes!!
<SoM2Freak> hehe
<SoM2Freak> oh
<MOOGLEZZ> i sory
<SoM2Freak> virtua
<MOOGLEZZ> i go up by splice!
<SoM2Freak> Haha...ha...haa..
<splice> well it's a virtue too :)
<[NOAM]> look at mooglezz
<[NOAM]> what a nutcase
<SoM2Freak> splice: Hehe yeah :)
<MOOGLEZZ> i see splice
<MOOGLEZZ> splice i vist yo
<splice> moog don't come near me :)
<[NOAM]> hahahhhahah
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> splice i vist yo
<[NOAM]> <splice> moog don't come near me :)
<MOOGLEZZ> i com vist splic
<[NOAM]> hahahhahah
<SoM2Freak> MoogleZZ iz fukt up
<splice> nigga yo breaf smell
<SoM2Freak> Maybe Moog can read that, since 
   he's so crazy :)(
*** [NOAM] changes topic to "<MOOGLEZZ> 
splice i vist yo <splice> moog don't come 
near me :)"
<MOOGLEZZ> i brng yo pece
<MOOGLEZZ> i brng yo lovvvvvv
<[NOAM]> bahahahha
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> splice i vist yo
<[NOAM]> <splice> moog don't come near me :)
<splice> i bring my 22
<[NOAM]> i love it!!!
<[NOAM]> !!!
<[NOAM]> 1!!
* SoM2Freak kicks Moog in the face
* SoM2Freak pulls Moog's hair
<MOOGLEZZ> oww
* SoM2Freak throws Moog off a cliff
<MOOGLEZZ> don be mean
<[NOAM]> BAHAHAHAHAH this is the funniest 
  day in #somewhere
<[NOAM]> i am SOO Loggin this :)
* SoM2Freak throws daggers at Moog as he 
  falls
* SoM2Freak pulls out a shotgun and shoots 
  Moog's head off
<MOOGLEZZ> i pour ths surge on som hed
* MOOGLEZZ pour surg on som hed
* [NOAM] shoots a dart at som2..gettin a 
  little rowdy there boy
<SoM2Freak> OOOH I'M SCARED
<splice> power surge? what?
*** EFX (rob_mocca@1Cust5.tnt1.ofallon.mo.da
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<MOOGLEZZ> stick hed
<Bushido> [EFX] I'm sexier then a 2 legged 
   dog with his balls chopped off..
<MOOGLEZZ> som got stick hed
<MOOGLEZZ> ha hahahah
<SoM2Freak> You're falling down a cliff and 
   I'm getting Surge poured on my head 
   OOOOH I'M SO SCARED MOMMY
<Chromium> this goes on TZ's logs
<[NOAM]> Chrom, INDEFINITELY
<Chromium> of the best irc logs :D
*** Bushido sets mode: +o EFX
<SoM2Freak> Stick hed??
<splice> yup :)
<SoM2Freak> Moog you're screwy
<SoM2Freak> Hola EFX
<EFX> hi :)
<MOOGLEZZ> tz log?
<MOOGLEZZ> log tz
<[NOAM]> EFX, mooglezz is drunk today
<MOOGLEZZ> tz go poop
<Chromium> yes
<SoM2Freak> Yes I'm sure TZ poops
<MOOGLEZZ> tz poop on ex
<MOOGLEZZ> efx
<SoM2Freak> Don't we all? :
<SoM2Freak> :)
<Chromium> he has logs on his page
<MOOGLEZZ> tz poop on page
<MOOGLEZZ> tz shitty page/
<SoM2Freak> Chrom: Last night I saw you 
   sneak out your window with your white 
   hood, Daddy
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<MOOGLEZZ> full crap 
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> tz poop on page
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> tz shitty page/
<SoM2Freak> (random Jewel line)
<[NOAM]> hahhahhahha
<SoM2Freak> Hey Hatter!
<MOOGLEZZ> whit hood?
<MadHatter> Hi som
<MOOGLEZZ> KKK
<MOOGLEZZ> KKK
<MOOGLEZZ> KKK
<[NOAM]> HOLY SHIZNIT this is NUTSO
<MOOGLEZZ> KKK
<[NOAM]> hahahha
<[NOAM]> kkk
<MOOGLEZZ> KKL
<MOOGLEZZ> KKJK
<[NOAM]> moogz, why are u a woman?
<MOOGLEZZ> Danmt
<SoM2Freak> Moog is a woman!?!?
<SoM2Freak> OH MY GOD!!
<SoM2Freak> I NEVER KNEW!!
<MOOGLEZZ> i not a mowna
<SoM2Freak> =P
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<MOOGLEZZ> i NOT A MONWA
<MOOGLEZZ> %*$)(*%()
<MOOGLEZZ> *%)($*%)(#$%
<MOOGLEZZ> DADNMIT
<[NOAM]> MONWA !@#!#@
<[NOAM]> MONWA!!!
<[NOAM]> !!!
<MOOGLEZZ> I NOT A OMWONA
<SoM2Freak> I...I can't believe this 
   Moog... :~(
<splice> moog has lost the ability to use 
   verbs
* [NOAM] is pissing his pants
<SoM2Freak> How could you deceive us like 
   this
<[NOAM]> THIS IS INCREADIBLY FUNNY
<SoM2Freak> We've always thought you were a 
   man...
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> I NOT A OMWONA
<MOOGLEZZ> am i wmona?
<MOOGLEZZ> ok
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joined #somewhere
<Bushido> [Dragon9] I'm pure.
<MOOGLEZZ> dragon wan womna
* SoM2Freak bawls
<EFX> <Hazama> It's just strange...
<MOOGLEZZ> i do dragno
* SoM2Freak pouts
<[NOAM]> lol <---first time for real on 
  irc!!!
* MOOGLEZZ screws sdrgona
*** NicZak has quit IRC (the realm of soft 
delusions)
<Dragon9> damn, that's an awesome password  
     =)
<SoM2Freak> LOL does the RPGe patch even 
   have an intro in it? :)
<MOOGLEZZ> rpge is goooot?
<[NOAM]> moogz, why are u a donkey?
<MOOGLEZZ> gootentag
<MOOGLEZZ> i no donkye
<[NOAM]> WHY ARE U A DONKEY moogz
<MOOGLEZZ> no dnkey
<[NOAM]> u ASS
<[NOAM]> U JACK ASS
*** Bushido sets mode: +o Dragon9
<SoM2Freak> Hey where is Haz
<[NOAM]> donkey + ASS + JACKASS = MOOGLEZZ
<SoM2Freak> I need to 'talk' to him...hehehe
   ... :P
<EFX> I'm having like wierd brownouts with 
   my lights
<[NOAM]> moogz is a donkey
<MOOGLEZZ> i no donnneylk
<SoM2Freak> I'm going to find out once and 
   for all if he was kidding us all or 
   not...
<MOOGLEZZ> danmt
<[NOAM]> yes u are moogz
<[NOAM]> yer a donkey
<[NOAM]> a jackass
<MOOGLEZZ> lemme aljno
<MOOGLEZZ> LEVE ME ALNOE
<[NOAM]> HEE HAWW HEE HAWW
<SoM2Freak> Moog is a cross between a 
   donkey and a horse? Wow
*** MOOGLEZZ (spanky@194.new-orleans-004.la.
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Here's where i seemed to hurt his feelings :| hehe
I talked to him a little then.

<[NOAM]> oh
<[NOAM]> :~(
<[NOAM]> h eleft
-> *mooglezz* sorry :~(
*** Berzerker is now known as [R2]Berz
<[R2]Berz> :)
<SoM2Freak> YOUR MAMA MOOG!!
<SoM2Freak> Hehe
<Dragon9> donkey = ass = jackass = 
   mooglezz......that's the transitive 
   property   ;)
<SoM2Freak> (I was listening to Amen :P)

Then he came back :)

*** MOOGLEZZ (spanky@194.new-orleans-004.la.
dial-access.att.net) has joined #somewhere
<MOOGLEZZ> :9
<MOOGLEZZ> :9
<[NOAM]> ?
<EFX> 0
<MOOGLEZZ> ops
<SoM2Freak> Moog is back
<MOOGLEZZ> :(
<[NOAM]> :3
* SoM2Freak rips out Moog's throat
<MOOGLEZZ> i fel bda
* SoM2Freak bashes in Moog's teeth
<Dragon9> =B
<MOOGLEZZ> yo mak fel wors
<[NOAM]> use bushy fewlish boy :)
<MOOGLEZZ> stop
* SoM2Freak uses Moog's tongue as a stamp
<MOOGLEZZ> stp

SoM2 was nice enuf to scare him off again (that little bastard that
he is :) hehe j/k)

*** MOOGLEZZ (spanky@194.new-orleans-004.la.
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<[NOAM]> SOM
<[NOAM]> STOP
<[NOAM]> FEWL
<MadHatter> hah
* SoM2Freak breaks Moog's heart the way 
  that he did mine
<SoM2Freak> Hehehe
<SoM2Freak> Ooops sorry =)
<Dragon9> =B   =  moog;ezz with teeth
<[NOAM]> yer a rotten little piece of shit 
  :) eheheheheheheh
<[NOAM]> som2
<[NOAM]> :)
<Dragon9> =E   =  moog;ezz with teeth
<SoM2Freak> Dragon: Haha
<Dragon9> without
<Dragon9> w00p
<[NOAM]> =|
<SoM2Freak> Noam: Shut up ^_^
<Dragon9> =E
<[NOAM]> hehe
<[NOAM]> no o_0
<SoM2Freak> I'm sure he'll be back... :P
<Dragon9> damn I screwed that    =B
<Bushido> haah bet yo dn kno who this si
<[NOAM]> bahahaha
<[NOAM]> can tell y the typos
<Bushido> i takevor gyu
<SoM2Freak> Hey remember when MOOG asked 
   aquis 'how big is your schlong"
<Bushido> i takevor emuhvan
<SoM2Freak> ?
<SoM2Freak> Heheh ^_^
<Bushido> hahahwhwhwhhww
<SoM2Freak> This is as bad as that...
* Trepalium is back... (( generic back msg 
  ))
<Trepalium> Woo Hoo! I got my GUI to report 
   game names now.
*** Dragon9 changes topic to "=B = Moog 
with teeth ...... =E = Moog with bashed in 
teeth"
<[NOAM]> *** splice booted MOOGLEZZ from 
  the party line: you drunk slob get off 
  the bot :)
<[NOAM]> bahahahahahahah
<Dragon9> HAHAHA
<SoM2Freak> -> *MOOGLEZZ* HI MOOGZ!!
<[NOAM]> who did htat?
<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> leve me lon
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> Aww Moogzie :)
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> Come back
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> I wuv you..
<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> no
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> How can you leave 
   me like this...:~(
<[NOAM]> WHO SAID THE SHIT ON THE BOT?
<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> yo hat
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> ??
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<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> yo men
<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> i fel sick
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> Hahahaha
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> MOoog :)
<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> yo make me fel wrse
<[NOAM]> Dragon9, was that you?
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> You're acting 
   CRAZY!!
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> Just come back to 
   #somewhere :)
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> We can help you
<Dragon9> whu?
<SoM2Freak> <MOOGLEZZ> No
<Dragon9> the topic?
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> No we won't!
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> We'll be nice
<SoM2Freak> <SoM2Freak> We luv you

Whoop Whoop he came back :)

*** MOOGLEZZ (spanky@194.new-orleans-004.la.
dial-access.att.net) has joined #somewhere
<SoM2Freak> Trep: Coolies!!
<SoM2Freak> Hi Moog!
<[NOAM]> hi moog
<Bushido> [MOOGLEZZ] Distant Realities:  
   The Future of RPGs.
* MadHatter pees on moogle
<MOOGLEZZ> that not me
* [NOAM] wuvs moogie
<MOOGLEZZ> i not on bot
<MOOGLEZZ> no lie
<MOOGLEZZ> i dont lie
<MOOGLEZZ> that wasnt me
<SoM2Freak> Moog: Trep got his GUI to 
   display ROM titles now!
<MOOGLEZZ> some othr gyu
<MOOGLEZZ> wth tkaover
<MOOGLEZZ> hew an tkevore
<[NOAM]> mooglezz
<MOOGLEZZ> goey?
<MOOGLEZZ> goooey
<MOOGLEZZ> geoy
<SoM2Freak> Moog: Comprende usted?
<[NOAM]> how would u kknow he said 
  takeover...u weren' tin the channel at 
  the time :)
<MOOGLEZZ> yo wnt goey?
<MOOGLEZZ> he tld me
<[NOAM]> bahaha
<[NOAM]> he told u :)
<MOOGLEZZ> i was hs accmpiclie
<[NOAM]> hahhaha
<MOOGLEZZ> i ws gnne hple
<[NOAM]> drunk m00gz r0x
<MOOGLEZZ> gte veen
<SoM2Freak> Hahaha
<MOOGLEZZ> nt drunk
<SoM2Freak> Moogzie you still wuv us don't 
   you??
<SoM2Freak> You aren't mad are you?? :)
<MOOGLEZZ> hjuts hapy
<SoM2Freak> Hehehhe
<SoM2Freak> 0_o
<MOOGLEZZ> mad why?
<SoM2Freak> I'm sawwy we were mean to you...
<MOOGLEZZ> csuseme
<[NOAM]> scuseme
<MOOGLEZZ> whyleikis the skyy
<MOOGLEZZ> dadada
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<MOOGLEZZ> dadada
<MOOGLEZZ> earada
* [NOAM] cunt understand moogz..this is 
  worse than astr
<SoM2Freak> Uhmm yes Moog, exactly
<[NOAM]> astro even
<[R2]Berz> ok
<MOOGLEZZ> big moleee ain got no sooul
<[R2]Berz> i can like
<MOOGLEZZ> make meee
<MOOGLEZZ> cal him a bnghooole
<[R2]Berz> i can translate drunk->english
<MOOGLEZZ> don no
<[NOAM]> R2 hahha
<[NOAM]> :)_
*** SoM2Freak changes topic to "* [NOAM] 
cunt understand moogz..this is worse than 
astr <[NOAM]> astro even"
<[R2]Berz> like a did with MR
<MOOGLEZZ> why i touch that guy
<MOOGLEZZ> scuse me
<SoM2Freak> Hehehe =)
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<MOOGLEZZ> whileikis the sky
<Dragon9> HAHAHA
<[NOAM]> sawm.. :|
<Berzerker> excuse me
<MOOGLEZZ> dadada
<Berzerker> while i kiss the sky
<MOOGLEZZ> ywayaya
*** [NOAM] changes topic to "<MOOGLEZZ> why 
i touch that guy"
<splice> whileikis
<Berzerker> dadada
<MOOGLEZZ> eadaea
<Dragon9> SoM:   glad you caught that\
<SoM2Freak> Noam: Oops sorry
<Berzerker> yayaya
<Berzerker> eadaea
<SoM2Freak> Dragon: Uh huh! :)
<SoM2Freak> Hehe NOAM it's ok :)
<SoM2Freak> Don't feel bad
<[NOAM]> :)
<[NOAM]> hehehehe
<SoM2Freak> We're here to validate our 
   feelings... =)
<MOOGLEZZ> .
<SoM2Freak> (hahaha)
<MOOGLEZZ> bthrm
<Dragon9> ...........hurp!
<MOOGLEZZ> jst thrw p
*** Berzerker changes topic to "<Doraemon> 
ok listen, this is the friend speaking, 
rangers suck first of all"
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> jst thrw p
<[NOAM]> :|
<[NOAM]> m00g
<SoM2Freak> 'No, only half of your job is 
   to teach. The other 50% is to validate 
   the students' feelings.'
<SoM2Freak> Hehehe
<[NOAM]> ??? all over keyboard????
<MOOGLEZZ> n
<splice> whoa, rangers don't suck you 
   haven't been paying attention :)
<MOOGLEZZ> tolet
<Berzerker> splice
<Berzerker> my point exactly
<MOOGLEZZ> al ovr tolet papr
<Berzerker> dor's loser friend thinks they 
   suck
<Dragon9> I hate the rangers
<MOOGLEZZ> whol roll all wte
<MOOGLEZZ> stnkiy
<[NOAM]> rangers sux0r
<Berzerker> rangers the clan not the hockey 
   team
<splice> you ok moog?
<Berzerker> rangers the clan not the hockey 
   team
<Berzerker> rangers the clan not the hockey 
   team
<MOOGLEZZ> wsh hadnt drnk
<Berzerker> :)
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<Dragon9> literally, every single game I've 
   been to, they've lost
<MadHatter> phillies r0x your anus!
<MOOGLEZZ> not ky
<[NOAM]> berz, oooh i c :)
<MOOGLEZZ> sick
<[NOAM]> heheh
<splice> not the hockey team you dillholes
<MOOGLEZZ> somethn
<Dragon9> hehe
* [NOAM] thought hockky team
<MOOGLEZZ> i ate
<[NOAM]> hockey team BAD
<[NOAM]> BADBADBAD
<SoM2Freak> HAHAHAHAHA
<splice> uh oh
<Dragon9> um,  north texas's BASEBALL team 
   is the Rangers
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<Trepalium> I always think hockey..... I'm 
   canadian, what do you expect.
<Bushido> [VmprHntr-] This channel is 
   protected by a shotgun 4 nights a week. 
   You guess which nights.
<MOOGLEZZ> ate smthn bad
<VmprHntr-> Nice key, so discreet
•• vmprhntrd no such nick!
<MOOGLEZZ> mak me sik
•• vmprhntrd no such nick!
<[NOAM]> why no D VHD?

(right here SoM2 was nice enuf to show some of his lame-ass
email to us :)somethin about the Beavis and Butthead cancellation
flooded the channel for a good couple of minutes i deleted it 
since it had jack to do with what was goin on :) )

<MOOGLEZZ> som like b&b
<MOOGLEZZ> ?!
<splice> spamming is highly overrated
<MOOGLEZZ> ?!?!?!?
<MOOGLEZZ> !?!?!??!!?!)()#*$
<MOOGLEZZ> *#$@)(*%
<[NOAM]> STOP SOM
<[NOAM]> STOPIT
<[NOAM]> FUCKING FLOOD
<MOOGLEZZ> som is b7b frekea?`!
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<SoM2Freak> Hahahaha :)
<[NOAM]> he's making another movie first
<Bushido> [EFX_] I'm sexier then a 2 legged 
   dog with his balls chopped off..
*** EFX_ is now known as EFX
<[NOAM]> he's making another movie first
<SoM2Freak> And if anyone starts a group 
   called SOB (Save our Butthead or 
   something like
<SoM2Freak> that) I will move to mars and 
   forget I am from the human race. :P
* VmprHntr- needs to figure out Crystalis, 
  it seems to be a kickass game like Zelda 
  is!
<VmprHntr-> :)
<SoM2Freak> Hehehehe :)
<MOOGLEZZ> som is banb freak
<SoM2Freak> VHD: Yes! :)
* [NOAM] starts SOB
<Berzerker> check out http://www.bluesnews.c
   om/ for screenshots of Quake 2
<SoM2Freak> Moog: No I'm not!
<SoM2Freak> NOAM: LOL
<MOOGLEZZ> som luv b&b
<SoM2Freak> NOAM: Oh please ;)
<Berzerker> new released ones
<[NOAM]> come to #sobb
<MOOGLEZZ> som is b&b man
*** Bushido sets mode: +o VmprHntr-
<MOOGLEZZ> Sob
<[NOAM]> SAVE OUR B&B!
<MOOGLEZZ> save oru bere
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<splice> son of a bitch?
<splice> sob?
<MOOGLEZZ> what ber in japna?
<Berzerker> its too much like duke3d now :(
<splice> oh
<MOOGLEZZ> sakey?
<SoM2Freak> splice: No, Save Our Butthead :)
<MOOGLEZZ> sukay?
<[NOAM]> Berz, i know :) ehheheheheheheh
<EFX> cardinals are the worst team in the 
   league right now
<VmprHntr-> Oh someone was paying attention
<MadHatter> duke3d r0x you
<MOOGLEZZ> japan bere
<SoM2Freak> Moog: osake...
<MOOGLEZZ> SOMMM
<MOOGLEZZ> JAPN BER
<SoM2Freak> (sake)
<splice> mike judge is bored with it
<MOOGLEZZ> oaske
<VmprHntr-> Ya know whats come to my 
   attention
<MOOGLEZZ> I DIRNK OASEK
<SoM2Freak> It's really sake but it applies 
   to alcoholic drinks in general... :)
<VmprHntr-> the Joystick driver for 
   NESticle skips too much, sorta like 
   sNEs(x for speed
<VmprHntr-> ITS a SHAME
<splice> there's still like 40 more 
   episodes of new and never aired stuff 
   that will air
<MOOGLEZZ> I DIRNK GOOK
<Trepalium> Dammit, dammit, son of a 
   bitch... Dammit, dammit, son of a 
   bitch... Son of a BEEETCH, son of a 
   BEEEEEETCH. uh huh huh huh.
<[NOAM]> yah, he thinks that htey have gone 
  as far as they can with the series :)
<Berzerker> lol
<splice> i heard it on the radio
<[NOAM]> yah, he thinks that htey have gone 
  as far as they can with the series :)
<splice> it only comes on one night a week 
   right?
<[NOAM]> i think it's on tonight
<[NOAM]> or tomorrow night
<MOOGLEZZ> noam sad htey
<MOOGLEZZ> noam soun lik me
<Berzerker> WHOA! DEATHMATCH ESSENTIALS! 
   HAHA COOL YOU CAN CROUCH AND LIKE YOU 
   SEE PEOPLE HOLDING AND SHOOTING 
   DIFFERNET WEAPONS FROM THE OUTSIDE
<MOOGLEZZ> sily noma
<[NOAM]> MOOG, no i can talk like a human :)
<splice> cool
<MOOGLEZZ> trik r fer kid
<[NOAM]> Berz, i knew that already :)
<SoM2Freak> VHD: Crystalis is AWESOME! I 
   lovei t.
<SoM2Freak> err it.
<MOOGLEZZ> how do undrunk?
<splice> clean up yer barf
<[NOAM]> MOOG, play Dragon Warrior
<SoM2Freak> Crystalis was my favorite game 
   for quite a while :)
<MOOGLEZZ> ths si pani in sas
<[NOAM]> MOOG, play Dragon Warrior

        ^^^here's where i doomed us all :) you'll see in a sec

<splice> orange juice
<MOOGLEZZ> drag wrrir
<splice> go to sleep
<MOOGLEZZ> yesssss
<MOOGLEZZ> i play drag wrrir
<splice> or get more fucked up and pass out
<[NOAM]> Dragon warrior = sober u up
<MOOGLEZZ> i kill golem
<MOOGLEZZ> levl 12
<MOOGLEZZ> i will kick gloem ass
<splice> i usually default to plan 3 :)
<VmprHntr-> OH HEY
* BludStone just saw Spawn
<VmprHntr-> HEY
<MOOGLEZZ> he wlii
<BludStone> it ruled!
<MOOGLEZZ> he wlii die
<[NOAM]> BLUD!
<MOOGLEZZ> golme will die
<[NOAM]> WAS IT GOOD!
<MOOGLEZZ> i will probe
<VmprHntr-> REmeber that thing I told ya'll 
   about with Nintendo and manuals
<BludStone> IT KICKED ASS!
<VmprHntr-> Check this
<VmprHntr-> IT came TODAY
<MOOGLEZZ> i am the drang warrir god
<[NOAM]> Blud, i see tomorrow :)
<BludStone> and i fucking hate that type of 
   movie!
<MOOGLEZZ> yo wil se splice
<splice> vhd : what did you get?
<BludStone> wowee!
<Dragon9> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    The 
   guy still wants me for the 3D graphics!!!
   !!!!!!!!
<VmprHntr-> I placed the order on the 29th, 
   sent out on the 30th, got it today!!!
<VmprHntr-> :P
<MOOGLEZZ> yo wil se
<MOOGLEZZ> i wil prove
<VmprHntr-> BUT
<BludStone> look for the angela cameo!
<VmprHntr-> They SCREWED UP
<MOOGLEZZ> i am dragn warrir god
<splice> i ordered all the DW stuff a few 
   days ago
<VmprHntr-> I got 2 Dragon Warrior 
   Travelers guides
<MOOGLEZZ> i wil beat golm
<[NOAM]> GO MOOGZ GO!
<VmprHntr-> And not DW or Dr Mario(gb) 
   manuals
<[NOAM]> BEAT HIM DOWN!
<splice> moog : you whore
<MOOGLEZZ> withot fary flut
<VmprHntr-> SO they're sendin those
<MOOGLEZZ> i wil do it
<[NOAM]> SHOW HIM YOUR HIS DADDY
<[NOAM]> :)
<MOOGLEZZ> an lauf
<MOOGLEZZ> at al you foos
<MOOGLEZZ> i go now
<BludStone> yaya
<BludStone> dadapmk!
*** [NOAM] changes topic to "#SOB "Save Our 
Beavis & Butthead""
*** [NOAM] changes topic to "#SOBB "Save 
Our Beavis & Butthead""
<BludStone> wha?
<BludStone> whats happening to da pair?
<[NOAM]> they are cancelled as of october
<MOOGLEZZ> k
<MOOGLEZZ> strt
<BludStone> oh well
<[NOAM]> he feels they have gone as far as 
  they can go with them
<MOOGLEZZ> king is jap
<MOOGLEZZ> danm goko kng
<MOOGLEZZ> k
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<MOOGLEZZ> gong to gleom
<BludStone> they dont play good episodes 
   any more anyway. 
<[NOAM]> Blud, they are all new now
<[NOAM]> r0-x
<BludStone> the new ones suck.
<[NOAM]> NOOO
<[NOAM]> THEY R0x0r
<splice> did you beat the golem yet moog?
* SoM2Freak goes byebye
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<[NOAM]> he's making another movie first 
  tho also :)
<SoM2Freak> Must work on translating... :)
<MOOGLEZZ> wlflrd kick ass
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<MOOGLEZZ> he kld me
<splice> you didn't get to him eh
<MOOGLEZZ> dnmit
<MOOGLEZZ> i kll him
<MOOGLEZZ> | WILL
<splice> buy more herbs
<splice> heh
<MOOGLEZZ> WLLI KLLI GOMLE
<MOOGLEZZ> I WILL KILL GOMEL
<MOOGLEZZ> I ALMSTO DER
<splice> golem damnit, golem
<MOOGLEZZ> LEMME LONE
<Trepalium> I hate to admit it, but 
   allegro's GUI toolkit is pretty good...
<MOOGLEZZ> I CNA DO TI
<splice> you know
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<splice> i was drunk once and played 3d 
   worldrunner for the first time ever
<MOOGLEZZ> rnu rnu rnu run rnu rnu run
<splice> and i beat it
<MOOGLEZZ> urn
<MOOGLEZZ> run
<MOOGLEZZ> run 
<MOOGLEZZ> oh no
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<splice> and now, whenever i play it i 
   can't get past the first level :)
<MOOGLEZZ> wyvrn
<MOOGLEZZ> rnu
<MOOGLEZZ> rnu
<splice> haha moog
<MOOGLEZZ> whew
<MOOGLEZZ> almst ther
<MOOGLEZZ> bridgs
<MOOGLEZZ> bridgse
<splice> don't fight the wyvern you'll get 
   slaughtered :)
<MOOGLEZZ> cros
<MOOGLEZZ> A!
<MOOGLEZZ> CAITLN!
<MOOGLEZZ> almst thr
<MOOGLEZZ> hel up
<MOOGLEZZ> attck
<MOOGLEZZ> ok
<MOOGLEZZ> slep
<MOOGLEZZ> i slep him 
<MOOGLEZZ> no fary flut
<MOOGLEZZ> slep
<MOOGLEZZ> he slep !
<MOOGLEZZ> attck attck attck
<splice> use the flute you goon 
<MOOGLEZZ> wati
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<MOOGLEZZ> i beat witout flut
<MOOGLEZZ> i prov i am dw god
<MOOGLEZZ> shti!
<MOOGLEZZ> WOKE UP
<MOOGLEZZ> NO
<MOOGLEZZ> ON
<MOOGLEZZ> SLEPSLEPSLEPSLEP
<MOOGLEZZ> NOWORK
<MOOGLEZZ> NOWORK
<MOOGLEZZ> Work
<MOOGLEZZ> ti wkr
<MOOGLEZZ> he slp
<MOOGLEZZ> attack
<MOOGLEZZ> atcak
<MOOGLEZZ> how mny hp?!
<MOOGLEZZ> he tuf
<MOOGLEZZ> A
<MOOGLEZZ> WOKE UP
<MOOGLEZZ> spelelelel
<MOOGLEZZ> slep
<MOOGLEZZ> work
<MOOGLEZZ> attack
<splice> he's not that damned tough
<MOOGLEZZ> A
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and stuff)
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<MOOGLEZZ> WOK UP
<MOOGLEZZ> HE WOKE UP
<Chromium> oh, he got back in
<MOOGLEZZ> AN KILT ME
<MOOGLEZZ> ARRG
<splice> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> :((((((((((((((((
<Chromium> hehe
<splice> dw god my arse :)
<MOOGLEZZ> :9999999999999
<MOOGLEZZ> dno
<MOOGLEZZ> i beat
<MOOGLEZZ> lev 12
<Chromium> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> i wll kil
<MOOGLEZZ> ill kill golm
<MOOGLEZZ> DO IT I WLII
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<RelliK> hey moog
<MOOGLEZZ> I WLII!#*)#($*)#@(*
<RelliK> do me favor
<MOOGLEZZ> I WILL KILI HMI@$#@*$)
<splice> die you will, time waste you now
<RelliK> hey moog
<RelliK> do me favor
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<MOOGLEZZ> no
<MOOGLEZZ> i kll
<MOOGLEZZ> i wkill
<MOOGLEZZ> amlost ther now
<MOOGLEZZ> this wil kil hm
<MOOGLEZZ> i wlii not be chalnged
<MOOGLEZZ> i am 
<MOOGLEZZ> dragn warrir god
<MOOGLEZZ> moog
<splice> i've already done this before, i 
   don't know what you're trying to prove :)
<MOOGLEZZ> i am drew the conqery
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<MOOGLEZZ> not lev 12
<MOOGLEZZ> not wthi my quipmnt
<MOOGLEZZ> not wit 1 hrrb
<splice> oh please moog
<MOOGLEZZ> crap quipmn
<MOOGLEZZ> i wll kll
<MOOGLEZZ> you wll not
<MOOGLEZZ> i wll laugh
<MOOGLEZZ> here go
<splice> is this some kind of penis envy 
   problem?
<MOOGLEZZ> bebl
<MOOGLEZZ> n
<MOOGLEZZ> i wll kll
<MOOGLEZZ> an lauf
<MOOGLEZZ> bebl danmt
<RelliK> moog
<RelliK> shut the hell up
<[NOAM]> RelliK!!
<[NOAM]> U MISSED IT!
<[NOAM]> HES DRUNK TO SHIT :)
*** MOOGLEZZ changes topic to "i am dragn 
warrir god, i kll golm lev 12 kcik other 
gyus asss ahehahah"
<MOOGLEZZ> idididt
<MOOGLEZZ> iditidid
<MOOGLEZZ> dididididi
<MOOGLEZZ> dididididid
<MOOGLEZZ> ididit
<MOOGLEZZ> hahah
<MOOGLEZZ> eat tha
<RelliK> no kiddin
<MOOGLEZZ> i am dragn warrir god
<MOOGLEZZ> i am dragn warrio god)$%*()%*
<[NOAM]> u did it moogz??
<[NOAM]> U DID IT?
<MOOGLEZZ> YES
<[NOAM]> YAYA!
<MOOGLEZZ> I DDI TIT
<[NOAM]> now...go beat ff
<splice> wow

Here's where he got all happy for beatin Dragon Warrior :)

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<[NOAM]> ooor...go beat DW 2
<splice> you beat the golem, i'm impressed
<MOOGLEZZ> splce, ya
<[NOAM]> ooor...go beat DW 2
<Dragon9> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> i drnk to
<MOOGLEZZ> i go ply rpg whn i drnk
<splice> now go do the other half of the 
   game :)
<MOOGLEZZ> do betr than sobr
<[NOAM]> look at the spelling
<MOOGLEZZ> i go psykjo on enmy
<[NOAM]> worsen' astro's
<MOOGLEZZ> go AAUAUUAAYAAYAUAUAYAUAAYAUUA 
   DIET FOO AAYAYYAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAU
<MOOGLEZZ> scrm
<MOOGLEZZ> scrm lot
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<VmprHntr-> brak
<VmprHntr-> :\
<EFX> I think its just m00g on another make 
   believe trip for attention .. kinda like 
   the dreams he makes up 
<Bushido> [VmprHntr-] This channel is 
   protected by a shotgun 4 nights a week. 
   You guess which nights.
<VmprHntr-> OH EFX
<MOOGLEZZ> nom
<splice> heh
<MOOGLEZZ> yo laf at me
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have a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP)
<[NOAM]> rellik
<VmprHntr-> Gotta tell ya something, got an 
   email from writ for you
<[NOAM]> leave him alone ;)
<splice> HAHAHAHA
<RelliK> hehehe
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<[NOAM]> hehe
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<splice> that was a good one :)
<MOOGLEZZ> noam
<[NOAM]> leave moogz be
<Dragon9> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> yo laf at me?
<RelliK> its fun picking on the soberly 
   challeneged
<[NOAM]> moogz is tha shit
<MOOGLEZZ> lea me lon
<[NOAM]> I DIDNT LAFT
<Dragon9> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> tomoro i lok at log
<EFX> I got the email to 
<MOOGLEZZ> an se who laf
<[NOAM]> k
<[NOAM]> g00 ahead
<RelliK> noam was laughing at u mooglezz
<[NOAM]> if u remember
<EFX> The site will be back up soon, 
   tonight or tomorrow. I need to do some
<EFX> cleaning up and fix a few things.
<EFX> BTW: If anyone can get in touch with 
   EFX please tell him that the email he
<EFX> gave me doesnt work and i cant reply 
   to his email, thats broke too.
<VmprHntr-> oh
<MOOGLEZZ> an gte pissd at pepl
<RelliK> kick his ass moog
<[NOAM]> moog, u wont remember :)
<VmprHntr-> Ya that one
<MOOGLEZZ> i won rember
<MOOGLEZZ> but LOG wll!!!!
<Dragon9> haha
<splice> haha
<[NOAM]> moog, u gunna open up 20mb of log?
<[NOAM]> have fun
<Dragon9> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> Yeh
<RelliK> moog sucka cocka
<MOOGLEZZ> Log is frnd
* VmprHntr- got crystalis, 1943, and Kid 
  Dracula(gb) today and man do they rock 
  over the emulated shiznit
<MOOGLEZZ> i be pisd tomro
<RelliK> moog sucka cocka allnightlonga
<Dragon9> heh
<MOOGLEZZ> mabe not mornin
<MOOGLEZZ> mabe not aftrnoon
<MOOGLEZZ> but aftr i gte pas hungovr
<splice> blah blah blah
<MOOGLEZZ> i get pisd
<[NOAM]> haha
<[NOAM]> hehe
<[NOAM]> nutcase
<RelliK> my name is gill   just like the 
   gill on a fish
<RelliK> i like fin and saminola
<MOOGLEZZ> i cum for your womn
<MOOGLEZZ> i cum frm mrrs
<RelliK> AHHHHHHHH
<RelliK> MOOGLEZZ
<RelliK> LOOK OUT
<RelliK> THERES SOME JIZZ ON YOU
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<MOOGLEZZ> thr jiz on keybrd
<[NOAM]> HOLY SHIT MOOGZ!!! ITS ALL OVER U!!
<VmprHntr-> haha
<MOOGLEZZ> stupd
<MOOGLEZZ> yo so stupd
<[NOAM]> hahahha
<MOOGLEZZ> can yo se?!
<MOOGLEZZ> it on keybrd
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> no
<[NOAM]> <MOOGLEZZ> thr jiz on keybrd
<[NOAM]> hahhahahhaa
<MOOGLEZZ> dumnut
<RelliK> hey moog yer fly is unzipped!
<[NOAM]> hahahhahahahahaahahahhhhhahhhaah
<splice> <MOOGLEZZ> my keyboard is sticky
<MOOGLEZZ> no
<VmprHntr-> Next time MOOG keep that horny 
   Great Dane off ya
<MOOGLEZZ> i not wrng pant
<MOOGLEZZ> i nekkd
<RelliK> hey moog yer fly is unzipped!   
   zip yerself up!
<[NOAM]> hahaha
<[NOAM]> he's nekkid!!
<splice> hahaha
<MOOGLEZZ> NO FYL
<MOOGLEZZ> NEKD
<MOOGLEZZ> DANMIT
* RelliK takes a picture of moog
<RelliK> HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<RelliK> WHO WANTS THIS PICTURE OF MOOG 
   NEKKID
<VmprHntr-> arf :P
<VmprHntr-> hehe
* [NOAM] posts it on www.gaysex.com
<MOOGLEZZ> WYH CN YO LSTN FOO
<MOOGLEZZ> dunmbut
<splice> what?
<RelliK> WHO WANTS THIS PICTURE OF MOOG 
   NEKKID
<[NOAM]> RelliK, put it in #100%gaymensexpic
  s :)
* VmprHntr- gets the flea powder...
<RelliK> noam: is there a gaysex.com?
<[NOAM]> rellik, yes there is
<MOOGLEZZ> scrwe yo gys
<[NOAM]> or gaysex.org
<MOOGLEZZ> yo sck
<[NOAM]> i ferget
<MOOGLEZZ> i go ply gencys
<RelliK> god 
<RelliK> uve been there?
<[NOAM]> no
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<[NOAM]> xxdethxx told me
<[NOAM]> even ask him
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<[NOAM]> <XxDeThxX> muahaha
<[NOAM]> <XxDeThxX> theres a www.gaysex.com
<MOOGLEZZ> LEAVE ME ANOLE
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<splice> heh don't leave
<RelliK> god mooglezz is such an anus
<SoM2|away> Eeew....Moog takes pictures of 
   himself naked!?
-> *mooglezz* u rox
<RelliK> ahahaha
<splice> stop fuckn with him :)
<RelliK> whats with him
<splice> everybody /invite him, heh
<EFX> why .. it's so much quieter in here :D
<[NOAM]> /invite MOOGLEZZ #somewhere
* Trepalium is away... (( autoaway (15min) 
  )) (since(10:48:35pm) (pager(off)
* [NOAM] is /inviting moogz by the truckload
<RelliK> how do i invite people to channels 
   that you arent in
<RelliK> err 
<RelliK> im
<RelliK> dsfhjsdajfd
<RelliK> how do i invite people to channels 
   that im not in
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<Berzerker> -> [Astro] GESTALT
<Berzerker> -Astro-  SystemVersion: $0755
<Berzerker> -Astro-  QuickDrawVersion: $0241
<Berzerker> -Astro-  Sound Attr: $1FFF
<Berzerker> -Astro-  Keyboard Type: $0004
<Berzerker> -Astro-  Prefs file initialized:
    Monday, July 28, 1997 
-> [berzerker] GESTALT
*** MOOGLEZZ (spanky@194.new-orleans-004.la.
dial-access.att.net) has joined #somewhere
<Bushido> [MOOGLEZZ] Distant Realities:  
   The Future of RPGs.
<MOOGLEZZ> stll be mena?
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<splice> you like mah invite? :)
<[NOAM]> invite
<[NOAM]> hi m00gie
* [NOAM] kisses moogie
<MOOGLEZZ> invte?
<MOOGLEZZ> i se no invte
<splice> *** Inviting MOOGLEZZ to channel 
   #dragonwarriorgodzrule
<MOOGLEZZ> ho
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by splice
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by RelliK
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #somewhere by [NOAM]
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #dragonwarriorgodz by splice
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #dragonwarriorgodz by splice
<MOOGLEZZ> You have been invited to 
   #dragonwarriorgodzrule by splice
<[NOAM]> STAWP
<[NOAM]> llamh
<splice> whoa cool it works if your not in 
   the channel
<[NOAM]> EVERYONE MASS CTCP ASTRO GESTALT
<[NOAM]> just /ctcp Astro GESTALT
<[NOAM]> EVERYONE
<[NOAM]> HES USING A MAC
<splice> heheh
<[NOAM]> do it llamahs
* [NOAM] is mass doing it
* splice does is a zillion times.
<splice> err it, heh
<VmprHntr-> Set it on a /timer 0 10 thing :P
*** splice changes topic to "* [NOAM] is 
mass doing it"
<[NOAM]> heeheh
<VmprHntr-> haha its the death thrawls of 
   Astro
-> *berzerker* it dont' werk
<[NOAM]> <Astro> "prodos" ;-)
<[NOAM]> <Astro> oh god
<[NOAM]> <Astro> now i gotta ignore ctcps
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joined #somewhere
<Bushido> [BiGWieRD] He's Big and Weird, 
   man... or maybe he's just the Weirdman?
<BiGWieRD> Okay, I gotta play Quake or 
   something.
<BiGWieRD> I bet Berzy and mewgz wanna play 
   QUake with me.
<SoM2|away> BW--
<SoM2|away> Here more progress up to what I 
   had done last night :)
<BiGWieRD> SM--
<MOOGLEZZ> Sm
<MOOGLEZZ> an i se progrs?
<EFX> http://www.penis.com/
<BiGWieRD> SoM2:  I'm not home, just tell 
   me how far you got :)
<splice> i'd love to see the progress 
   *cough* *cough*
<BiGWieRD> And Moogz, wanna play Quake?  I 
   need to play Quake!  I'm paying $1.50 an 
   hour to be at a game place, I don't 
   wanna waste it on IRC!
<BiGWieRD> SoM2:  Let everyone know how far 
    you are :)
<splice> moog's drunk, if he plays quake he 
   may puke again, best to not tempt the 
   fates :)
<MOOGLEZZ> Sm
<MOOGLEZZ> Plez
<MOOGLEZZ> tel m
<MOOGLEZZ> plez som
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<MOOGLEZZ> plez
<MOOGLEZZ> tel me
<splice> ok nevermind i don't wanna bug som.
<splice> moog stop
<MOOGLEZZ> i do
<BiGWieRD> M00gs DRUNK?  :P
<SoM2|away> BW: I'm at the part in the Ship 
<EFX> The Premature Ejaculation Specialists
<SoM2|away> Graveyard where they find out 
   Faris is really female
<BiGWieRD> Well, I might not die so bad 
   against a drunkard shmuck.
<MOOGLEZZ> Som
<BiGWieRD> Whoa, thats pretty far!
<SoM2|away> BW: Uh huh!
<MOOGLEZZ> You've translated all the dialog 
   up to ther?!
<MOOGLEZZ> oh mn
<SoM2|away> Moog: yes
<Dragon9> Premature Masterbation Specialists
    (PMS)
<MOOGLEZZ> i jst talkd godo!
<BiGWieRD> SoM2:  Go faster though, monkey 
   boy.
<MOOGLEZZ> im exictd
<BiGWieRD> :)
<EFX> som2: good work
<SoM2|away> The file is still only 26K or 
   something though...
<SoM2|away> hmm.
<SoM2|away> BW: Oh shut up. :)
<MOOGLEZZ> som is heling m!!!
<BiGWieRD> SoM2:  Yaya, thats neato.
<SoM2|away> EFX: Thanks!
<BiGWieRD> Moog:  I know you're drunk, but 
   type better :)
<SoM2|away> BW: I'll have you guys check 
   over it all when I'm done!! :)
<MOOGLEZZ> wow
<SoM2|away> I mean, people tell me I'm very 
   good at making things sound nice... :)
<MOOGLEZZ> guss wht
<SoM2|away> But still there might be some 
   strange parts.
<SoM2|away> So I'll just have you guys edit 
   it ^_^ hehe
* VmprHntr- wants to rip the head off of 
  that jackass that won't confirm my bid 
  for Baseball stars >:|
<MOOGLEZZ> i wan chck ovr
<VmprHntr-> it's been over a week
<MOOGLEZZ> can i chck ovr?
<SoM2|away> Anyways I'll go back to work now
<MOOGLEZZ> :(
<MOOGLEZZ> whoa
<MOOGLEZZ> castlvna blodlin
<SoM2|away> Moog: Not right now
<BiGWieRD> Yayayaya
<MOOGLEZZ> has germn muniticition factry
<SoM2|away> I'm only 1/6 of the way through 
   the game :P
<SoM2|away> I'll send it to you when I'm 
   halfway or something
<MOOGLEZZ> som 
<MOOGLEZZ> if i becm a membr of rpge
<MOOGLEZZ> cn i try sonr?
<SoM2|away> sonr??
<SoM2|away> Um
<MOOGLEZZ> shad migh let me in
<BiGWieRD> 15% is good 'nuff fo me :P  I 
   was thinking more like 25%, but I'm too 
   optimistic.
<MOOGLEZZ> sonner
<[NOAM]> hey, moogz
<MOOGLEZZ> sooner
<[NOAM]> moogz
<[NOAM]> i got something to say to you moogz
<MOOGLEZZ> noma
<[NOAM]> ...SHAFT...
<SoM2|away> BW: Heh, no, FFV has a LOT of 
   text
<MOOGLEZZ> i tin im getn betr
<MOOGLEZZ> FASHT%*$)#(*
<MOOGLEZZ> SHAF%$)(#%*
<MOOGLEZZ> FAHS*%($)#*
<MOOGLEZZ> can say it
<BiGWieRD> Yaya, I guess I figured it was 
   less cause I never read any of it :)
<SoM2|away> BW: Haha :)
<SoM2|away> BW: Why not?? :P
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<MOOGLEZZ> if i am n membr of rpge
<BiGWieRD> You can guess :)
<MOOGLEZZ> can i se you versn sooner?
<[NOAM]> later i'm tired
<[NOAM]> cant wait to send this log to TZ 
  tomorrow
<[NOAM]> :)
<[NOAM]> hehe
* VmprHntr- wants to see some story in 
  FF5j->e
<VmprHntr-> I can see the text eating away 
   at the japanese, but thats it
<VmprHntr-> :P
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<MOOGLEZZ> som
<MOOGLEZZ> plez answr me
<MOOGLEZZ> do yo hat me?
<MOOGLEZZ> som hat me
<MOOGLEZZ> :(
<BiGWieRD> SoM doesn't hate you, he went 
   back to work.
<VmprHntr-> haha
<VmprHntr-> Stop sounding like opivy10
<VmprHntr-> ....fuck you fuck you and fuck 
   you
<VmprHntr-> ...hey does anyone like me:P
<MOOGLEZZ> som hat me
* Trepalium places a hat on MOOGLEZZ's head.
<VmprHntr-> Don't worry there has bound to 
   be someone...somewhere that doesn't.
* VmprHntr- comments, what about this nice 
  paperbag :P
<MOOGLEZZ> he hate me
<Trepalium> Quit whining.
<Trepalium> Be a man, dammit.
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<VmprHntr-> hehe
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<EFX> http://www.storm.inter.net/yoshi/
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<XScrawLX> YAAAaaaaaa
<XScrawLX> Dweat Mix CD rox j00 arse
<Berzerker> k
*** Bushido sets mode: +o XScrawLX
<XScrawLX> And I didn't mess up my first CD!
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<Bushido> [HirokazU] She's gone from suck, 
   to blow!
*** Bushido sets mode: +o HirokazU
<XScrawLX> sup hiro
<XScrawLX> I got my CD-R today
<VmprHntr-> ooooh :P
<HirokazU> hello :)
<XScrawLX> I made a phatty mix CD
<HirokazU> so, anything new?
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connection)
<XScrawLX> the Dweat Mix
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#somewhere
*** Bushido sets mode: +o splice
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* Trepalium is away... (( autoaway (15min) 
  )) (since(10:48:35pm) (pager(off)
* Berzerker puts on his Ski mask and stalks 
  faraway- for a while. One day Berzerker 
  sees faraway- walking with somone he 
  doesn't like. Berzerker becomes insanely 
  jealous and slices faraway-'s throat. 
  When the IRCops ask who did it, Berzerker 
  blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
<Berzerker> laaame
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<XScrawLX> hehe
<VmprHntr-> stoopid
* VmprHntr- says to Berzerker You May Be 
  Addicted To IRC: If you're a heterosexual 
  male, but one time used a feminine nick 
  "just to mess with the horny net geeks."
<XScrawLX> NIGH NIGH NIGH NIGH NIGGHHTTT 
   haha AHH THIS IS YOUR NIGHTTttt
<Berzerker> what script joo yooze
<MOOGLEZZ> urg
<MOOGLEZZ> tird
<MOOGLEZZ> can i slep moma?
<VmprHntr-> just a text file I set up with 
   the use of the inis in mirc
<XScrawLX> My CD rox
* VmprHntr- says to MOOGLEZZ Yo momma so 
  stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 
  not admitted) sign, she went home and got 
  16 friends
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<MOOGLEZZ> gencys fuckd up castlvna bldlns
<MOOGLEZZ> an som hats
<MOOGLEZZ> me
<XScrawLX> is NOAM asleep or something?
*** Bushido sets mode: +o MOOGLEZZ
<MOOGLEZZ> Wll TAT took a few trys
<XScrawLX> guess so
*** MOOGLEZZ changes topic to "nobdy lvs m, 
evrybdy hts me, im gona eat som worms.. som 
hats me. :( :("
<[NOAM]> Away! [ sleep aaah ] [Log/Off] 
  [Page/Off]
<XScrawLX> SoM hates you?
<VmprHntr-> noam has worms
<VmprHntr-> and eats them?
<MOOGLEZZ> som hats m
<VmprHntr-> eeew
<MOOGLEZZ> sad
<VmprHntr-> who me?
<XScrawLX> MOOG: Why's he hate you?
<MOOGLEZZ> i dn kno
<XScrawLX> VHD: Ehh hrmm....... Wassup?
<MOOGLEZZ> but he hts me
<XScrawLX> OOG: ehh ok
<MOOGLEZZ> somen tll hm
<MOOGLEZZ> if h coms on tomorr
<MOOGLEZZ> even tho h hat me
<MOOGLEZZ> i stll lik him
<Trepalium> SoM2: I doubt SoM2 has never 
   hated anyone in his life.
<XScrawLX> ok
<Trepalium> MOOGLEZZ: I doubt SoM2 has 
   never hated anyone in his life.
<MOOGLEZZ> he hats ME
<MOOGLEZZ> hy scraw
* VmprHntr- thinks, maybe I ought to 
  download some NES manuals in text... I'm 
  that bored
<VmprHntr-> :P
<MOOGLEZZ> goto eicn #emu
<XScrawLX> MOOG: How do you know he hates 
   YOU?
<MOOGLEZZ> makn fun of yo
<XScrawLX> MOOG: I know
<XScrawLX> :)
<XScrawLX> They can eat my arsehole
<MOOGLEZZ> <Calumnus> I tried making Scrawl 
   skinny, but failed miserably ;(
<XScrawLX> Hrmm
<XScrawLX> I should upload a new pic
<XScrawLX> So they can like
<MOOGLEZZ> <Calumnus> I can't look at his 
   picture very long, makes me nauseous ;{
<XScrawLX> see I'm not really fat anymore
<MOOGLEZZ> surrrrr
<MOOGLEZZ> tird now
<MOOGLEZZ> puk
<MOOGLEZZ> thn slp
<MOOGLEZZ> anyon not wan me slp?
<Berzerker> moog when you say surrrre it 
   makes me want to stick my finger in your 
   ear and pull out your brain
<XScrawLX> MOOG: Are j00 drunk? or high?
<MOOGLEZZ> drnk
<MOOGLEZZ> slep?
<MOOGLEZZ> slep
<XScrawLX> heh
<MOOGLEZZ> night everyon
<XScrawLX> I was drunk last night
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Well that's about it hehe, it got pretty wild and in my opinion that night
was the most i ever laughed on irc EVER :)

Hope u enjoyed it as much as i did,

[NOAM]
noamaniac@geocities.com