#Emu -- The Pride of EfNet December 17th, and VSMC registered should be arriving in our mailboxes in the new year, time for some festivities, and a chat log of some humorous antics in #Emu on EfNET! Featured escapes: EFX vs. Atari_STE The Illusive VSMC9612(A) Time Limit -\-These all tie in to each Registering the Z NickTag -/-other and are informative. Why we can't hack into VSMC -\-on VSMC =) Masterbation night at #Emu --[Atari-STE and EFX]------------------------------------------------------- isnt atari-ste lame? hes say's some of the lamest shit his cutdowns are reminiscent of a 6th grader EFX is the gayest motherfucker i ever met with his "greater than tho" attitude efx is greater than what I left in my toilet hahah see what I mean? EFX, i don't care what you say about me, everyone knows you have the worst attitude problem out of anyone magickian: and what you left in your toilet still has more itelligence then you IceWiz is more tolerable than EFX efx> n it's sad cause you have half the intelligence than me atari-ste: you should learn to talk a little bit better.. you dont sound american .. * Typhoon_Z thinks that after releasing 360 NES Games and having Acey and Console Corsortium rereleasing them without due credit, EFX has a right to be pissed . magickian: that was lame.. lamer then atari-ste's cutdowns.. EFX, you should get that dick out your ass so you type a little better if you wanna fight move to #newbies... tZ, quite true atari-ste: thats lame .. I'll bothering responding when you say ANYTHING a lil less lame .. efx> well at least I can cut-down efx> look at you, "he has lame cut-downs" "he's lame" hehe !!! /ignore EFX magickian: yea .. !!! /ignore atari-ste There, much quieter now. !!! /ignore etherman EFX, are you a poor ghetto child with such poor trailer park livin parents you couldn't go to school to learn proper spelling and grammar? I think CC is blowz fer rereleasin werk too but he should take it out on them n not everybody else what?? hahah yea g i's the shit .. I know's how to be spelling fool Typical homeless trash response atari-ste: you must be about 12 EFX you must be about 6 on your momma's little mac classic eh? well, have phun arguing.. Ill be back later when all the kiddiez have been put to bed hahaha atari-ste: fucking idiot .. EFX, yeah, laugh at the truth, it makes the pain all that much less eh? EFX< oh wow "fucking idiot", obviosly a very intelligent response yep atari> gotta love it -- EFX, what happened? That 15 year old keyboard cord on dat mac finally snap again, and you can't respond with you're oh so witty reponses? atari-ste: no cuz unlike you I dont need to talk shit about people to satisfy my bordom .. EFX, remember the frailed cord goes in your ass then you tiny dick goes in the socket to get your computer power atari-ste: thats nice .. I love you too awwww, the poor little idiot left --[The illusive VSMC9612(A) Time Limit]------------------------------------- *** BlackOutZ (~BlackOutZ@slip153.advantis.net.il) has joined #emu yo'z * Typhoon_Z swears... www.hotmail.com is being a whore tonight. TZ: with a name like "hotmail"? =) Anyone want my emulation stuff list? [sorted] <84k zip ;) > TZ, it'll werk one day then fuq up another NO: I've been using it for 3 months.. I think its my ISP. i got a crack for VSMC... [10 , 11[a/d] and 12]... BlackOut, what does the 12A crack do ? Remove the timelimit... BlackOut, there isn't a timelimit in 12A though Cracks for 12A are silly but i got a crack.. [whatever]... so dunno... * Typhoon_Z asks.. who send TB their registration other than Typhoon Z? TZ: need to go home first, get money hehee... tZ: you regged? why? there are always cracks around... BlackOutZ: Not for this version. tZ, im gunna, when i get the cash Black: Its called supporting software that you wish to use. blackout you cant crack vsmc 9612 becuz theres nothing to crack its simply made only to support 8 colors in the shareware version --[Registering the illusive Z nicktag]-------------------------------------- * Typhoon_Z is thinking of charging registration to tag a "Z" to the end of your nick... effing shit, I was the first Z, then Shinobi_Z, then Avatar_Z, then everyone and their dog. how much is it to reg? hemm... so you think i would prefer buying a software for 99$ instead of getting the 0$ release?!?! *** Brimstone is now known as Brim_Z BZ: Its $35 so what if there's nothing to crack... someone could release the full VSMC... Blackout: You can't crack it...the code simply isn't THERE. It's like iNES .5. I feel asthouh I'm part of an elite club now BZ: I support The Brain, I don't support idiots who think that their emulator is worth $100. Actually it's ShinobiZ not Shinobi_Z (in fact, it's a LOT like iNES .5) *** RIPClaw` is now known as RIPClaw_Z Magic, hehe Typoon_z: charge me :) BlZ: You CAN'T copy the registered version. * Typhoon_Z DCCs RipClaw REG.NFO for the illusive "Z" nicktag. why isn't it possible to copy the VSMC disk? heh hehe tZ: i know... brim, it isnt, just trust us --[Why we can't hack into VSMC]--------------------------------------------- Brim: It has some sort of raw-copy protection, AND it uses it's own OS, AND it's encrypted to prevent cracking damn damn damn It's called total paranoia tZ: but it'll possible to IMAGE it using DISKIMAGE or other disk imager, AND RELEASE it! Typhoon: i'm just trying out the nick.. in 30 days i will register if i find it usefull :) * Typhoon_Z asks this... first off, VSMC REG REQUIRES its own OS... so how do you copy an OS dependant on a disk? BZ: Sorry, no good. Rip: Thats cool. Ether: Is there no possible way of cracking it? Why don't normal software companys use this method? tZ: why no good? BlackOutZ: These disks are uncopyable... BlackOutZ: Specially corrupted or something probably. Brim: Because it's extremely ANNOYING. there isn't such a thing UNCOPYABLE... dont worry abou tit Black: Trust me, TB made it uncopyable. Black: Uncrackable is a stretch, but crackable is even more of a stretch. Brim: In the real world, there's competition. If a company uses annoying copy protection, you buy another company's product. blackout, with the brain, theres always a way TB rules i can bet ucf can crack it... TB has also promised to prosecute anyone who cracks it * Typhoon_Z wonders... take VSMC96.EXE and IPS patch the VSMC OS Upgrade somehow =) (of course, he promised to not make it shareware, so...) Black: This is a different type of crack. TZ: heh =) tZ, i talked with him for 45 minutes on stats on his os hmm maybe if we ake a VSMC Emulator its a bitch hehe his operating system CAN'T be not dos-comtible! otherwise he'll need to develop his own C compiler and that's worth more then VSMC itself! Does anyone have a crack for the newest Vsmc? he uses a special binary format, kind of a cross between exe and com BlackZ: umm.. no. BZ, its written in dos and he made a util to convert it * VegaC realizes BlackZ dont know shit about this hehe BlackZ: The_Brain is an amazing sausage. * Typhoon_Z realizes that BlackZ is at least not going around bragging and acting lame about being nieve... (did I spell that right?) * VegaC knows how TB converts progs to his propriety o/s format tZ, i think its naieve, but close enough hemm... i can bet the reg one can be converted to EXE... no one is so smart... ;) is anyone running Linux?? I need to know how to setup the sound VegaC: See, if you told Lost_Soul how he did it, Lost_Soul would make a converter program =)... that way he wouldn't be cracking the EXE, and it would be legal =) tZ, its some special exe->whatever format --[Masterbation Night in #Emu]---------------------------------------------- EFX: Jabba the Hut is a rendered SGI character in the re-release version of the first movie. There was originally a scene with him, but it was cut the first time around. cept java the hut is shown as some fat guy boy you betta shut yo mouth jack, you mean me :) walkin down the street with my dick in my hand im a mena muthefucker and a jungle man interesting <]BigJake[> fascinating Preposturous intriguing hehe cliche' <]BigJake[> menstruating Menstuation rules. hehe Menstuation?? Menstruation rules. masturbation aah Ejaculation Self over infixiation Fremulation flogging the dolphin roughing up the suspect getting "head" <]BigJake[> spanking the monkey... beating the meat... wacking the willie... peeling your chilies ruffling the ruff.... playing the skin flute sucking the penee... ah man hehe wiggling the waffles... jacking the off... we haven't done this in a long time waxing the bishop Stretching the Simon. elongating the eel Erecting the elephant. Calming the camel. slaing the salomy Beating the bald headed champ playing with your finger pupets testing the splashguard as much as I'd love to join in punching the clown polishing the helmet hmm, what color are your balls? Pulling the tail cumming on the counter. lubing the chevy <]BigJake[> PUNCHING THE CLOWN?!?!? hoooohooo revving the engine mowin the lawn Smashing the 2 pumpkins mowin the lawn? Twisting the turkey. jumping rope anyone got UAE stuff?! thats stretchin it <]BigJake[> flaggin' the dragon choking the chicken Grabbin the grapes turning on the tvb squeezing the charmin playing joust Stimulating the sausage. wrestling with your muppet mashing the desk stetching the rubber I love to play joust :) breaking the sofa Okay now we're just getting stupid :) playing the drums breaking the sofa? kicking your sister <]BigJake[> watching Baywatch stringing the cheese no that dontmake sense repeatedly moving the hand in an up and down motion upon ones penis is known as......Masterbation or all the suggestions going thru now watching baywatch hahahahahahahaha oinking the oinkilator composing an orchestra for the one man band reading a playboy Pud wrestling <]BigJake[> kicking your sister! lol!! lookin at p0rn Shitting white shit.. How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw polishing your helmet Pulling the chain... er I said that already Changing the fuel.. Basking the baskerville... Slappin the bitch blowing ones load alleviates sexual tension shutting the MOUTH! Spank de monKEY sharpening your pencil Driving it to the hole flushing the toilet hheheheh taking a bath Soaking the sailor. <]BigJake[> taking a crap picking your nose blinding the cyclops Wondering why you don't have a girlfriend.. TZ, i do have a gf sending money for vsmc Yankee on your pankee <]BigJake[> burying your dog mrmachine> haha ahahaha <]BigJake[> running over your cat Going to #!!!!!!highschoolsexpics Lamenting the llama. (Don't ask how i know) :P lactating the jugs Yanking the yoyo! testing the U key on your keyboard reading usenet tz : ops please hmm, anyone know a word that starts with c that means big cig Wobbling the whale. <`fLiPiNo`> collossa colossal <`fLiPiNo`> collossal <]BigJake[> noa: canneloni Docking the boat. <]BigJake[> hehe aha noamaniac: yea cock .. as in mine :) now i know what cj means on baywatch collossal jugs...hehe <]BigJake[> Parking yer car typhoon> Beaching the Whale would be better than Wobbling the Whale hehe Racking your raquet. EFX, wow, they make the plastic ones bigger now? Yanking yer crank... Burning the stix. goin in tha tunnel launching the rocket Licking your penis, scratching your ass, running up and down the street disturbing friends, family, and the medical hospital. Riding the train! tz : shut up! palying with snakey Playing the drums the coolest pc accessory company of them all......THRUSTMASTER...hehe *** Typhoon_Z changes topic to "Masterbation nite on #Emu ... get some n0rp and whack away!!!" does anyone have a bin2db converter? Converting the bin to db snakey..hehe heheh Unzipping the file. Formatting the floppy. uhh Docking the device hehehehe you wna see snakey? uhh son I dont thinkyou wnaa see snakey extracting the file renaming the virus Defragging the floppy Crashing the Windows hehe * `fLiPiNo` has a nasty old picture entitled snake.jpg umcompressing your data i wanta see snakey, you sure, yes he does inserting your hardrive capturing the bitmap <`fLiPiNo`> you don't even want to know where the snake is Demi:Yep :) I can't afford a scanner :) tz : whatever =] turning you're flopy into hardware * Typhoon_Z thinks snake means PENIS! * NOAMANIAC thinks TZ is smart turning your software into hardware hehe i promise it isn't 3.5 inches Grabbin' the joystick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWW yA! hehehehe <]BigJake[> ewwww... ugly yellow heheheh <`fLiPiNo`> i remember a while back Arsenio had a joke about "computer condoms" (i.e. the short-lived catch phrase for virus software back in the day) Turning your floopies into hard disks running the executable hehe <`fLiPiNo`> inputting data.. TZ, not grabbin the joystick, just joystick, that's all you need <`fLiPiNo`> outputting.. http://www.masterbation.cum Getting pubic hair on your expensive computer shit ... ugh. <`fLiPiNo`> inputting..outputting.. input.. output...input! output! Butchering the meat <`fLiPiNo`> INput! OUTput! Extruding the fluids *** EtherMan changes topic to "I leave the channel for five minutes and this is what happens?" Now lets try "eating out" <`fLiPiNo`> playing w/ the hard drive hehe munching on the meat Scandicking... licking the teaspoon <`fLiPiNo`> defragging <`fLiPiNo`> hm.. Clicking the mouse <`fLiPiNo`> plug and play It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. hmmm, i have to defagment my hd Peeing on the monitor! <`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "Man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts." <`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "Man who stand on toliet high on pot." <`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "Man who jizz in cash register come into money." <`fLiPiNo`> Confucious say "He who snorts coke gets ice-cubes up his nose." does anyone here enjoy sucking on there on penis? <`fLiPiNo`> yeah! Man who jizz in cash register come into money. <`fLiPiNo`> err.. yay! EFX: You can do that!? <]BigJake[> efx: can't reach.... Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed. <`fLiPiNo`> mono: i got a list of like a few dozen <]BigJake[> damn! <`fLiPiNo`> Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. i don't need to suck my dick, my girl does it for me mono> where do you get those? hehe * Typhoon_Z realizes that this is where that 'his penis is so big, he can give himself head' saying comes from... hrmm confuscius ruleez hmm, where's y0shi, he'd be lovin this spw= super penis wacker VSMC= virgin sucking my cock * jack84 dumps a load * BlackOutZ dumps a rom * NOAMANIAC shoots his shit geee.. i gonna P U K E !