Last updated: 3/16/98: DOWN

Yes, this page has gone down. I won't name names, as not to embarrass him, but someone not-so-politely asked me to remove this page, because he claimed I copied his HTML code and whatnot. (I guess the universal HTML tags that I used looked exactly like the tags he used! Whaddya know?! *rolls eyes*) I would post the email message here, but that would probably be infringing on one of his pseudo-copyrights and he would sic his butt-buddies on me.
I hope everyone has learned a lesson today: if you post something, expect it to get ripped off. People who just can't deal with the unregulatedness of the 'net have pissed me off long enough, and I have decided to cancel my account with my ISP.

Oh, and by the way, he has asked his fans to mail bomb and/or harass me.
Go ahead. Mail bomb me, I don't care. IT'S A FUCKING HOTMAIL ACCOUNT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I only have, like, a half dozen more! And I won't even have internet access to check it anyway....... So please, mail bomb me! It will be a splendid waste of time! BWA HA HA..

"Goodbye, cruel 'net..."

THIS PAGE IS COPYRIGHT İİİ 1998 Bobby Diatch! Any word, letter, or HTML tag you use that appears on this site will be immediately interpreted as a copyright violation. All offenders will be prosecuted in virtual court, where you will be sentenced to 10-15 virtual years in virtual prison, where you will be virtually ass-raped by your virtual cellmate named Bubba!