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<yiha> have a personne to give me roms oh sega 

<Port> man...www.davesclassics.com never works for me...it takes me to some wack ass tree planting page 

<BOkiP> my favorite emulator is ZopharSnes - it could run Chrono with just some glitches 

<totu> do arcade emus play nes games?
<totu> what's an arcade?
<totu> does anyone know why nesticle can run donkey kong country 2?
<totu> what's the difference between hack and roms?
<totu> i thought all roms were hacks 

<Sorice> Mojo: Don't you watch tv? Porn is all that's on the net 

<_GoGo_> I be wanting of roms for the NES game systems!!! 

<d_day> does anyone got any pornographic roms especially for virtual boy 

<laterre> some one hav final fantasy7 romz? 

<BRASIL> ME AM BRASIL WHERE ARE PORNO? 

<Jobo1> Whats efnet 

<AolR0X> why did they make wrestlefest without an emulator 

<Zero-X> How the fuck do i hex edit?!?!?! 

<CK-Guy> Trep......which is better snes9x, or bloodlusts snes emu? 

<Vf4Am2> hey ... what is Neo ZSNES 

<oiseauli> someone msg me to tell me what is Psx? 

<[anal0g]> Hi, what is roms? Is it games? 

<Baron2> hi. do you know of any emulators where i can play MORTAL KOMBAT II ARCADE on? 

<REVMAN> NOT ON IRC U FUCK HEAD ON THE NET 

<Codeless> Is there a util that can convert NES roms to EXE files? 

<GodzillaM> I know AOL sucks shit, that's why I'm using IRC instead 

<HeMpFaRm> but how are you on IRC without AOL? 

<FootballF> I remember when zophar was still NOAMANIAC 

<JoltCola> WHERE CAN I GET NES GAMES/
<defz> www.nes.com 

<troublkid> heheh.. thanks. Good to know that people are still supportive in the scene after 15 years... you new kids have a lot to learn. later! 

<M|LO> is there such thing as an N64 rom? 

<putzo> is there an snes emulator like the nes one with the bloody hand? 

<WoRmBoY> WAS SARDU REALLY KILLED? 

<Ayanami> What is the URL for The Dumb 

<death666> how do i become a bot 

<burito> does linux have a GUI? 

<Luke_Skyw> does anyone know of a html editor
<lugnut> Luke - Edit.com r0x j00
<Luke_Skyw> I tried to go to edit.com, it said no DNS entry 

<Garparino> Who is that peer dude, and why does he keep resetting others peoples connections? 

<mury> what's Mame? 

<mury> where should I go to get emulators and roms?
<_Yukio_S> ftp.nintendo.com/emu
<mury> Yukio: the ftp site isn't working
<_Yukio_S> It must be broked. 

<CULO> quake for nes? 

<PLOjapan> I guess the n64 ROMs arent playable yet 

<ILUVAOL> DUZ NE1 HAV A MOD CHIP FOR PSEMU? 

<Mallow> whats the name of the callus emulator? 

<Sp_LeLe`1> I didn't rip
<Sp_LeLe`1> I edited yours, wiped out everything cept the tables
 

* FrodoDead shuts up cuz he's scared of C0njur3r 

<dave14> i sherch for a rom for a playstation 

<GT> Does Mario Kart use MODE 5? 

<N0th|nG> i was thinking snes9x, esnes, nlksnes, and zsnes (if someone was daring to) could all combine source code and become nlkzesnes9x 

<L33tJizz> can someone send me some snes roms to run with magic engine? 

<Hoffa> how can i edit a rom file
<alamone> hex-editor :)
<Hoffa> is that it? 

<Loften> ok fine my dick is small 

<junk-e> I am not a Newbie I am a veteran of AOL 

<myhero> you found zophars domain?? 
<Zophar> my friend, i *am* zophar's domain 
 
<MindBurn> do you know how to view a .lha document? 
<MindBurn> watz a program to un .lha a program anyway? 

<dEEb> so where can i find one of these emus that play game boy games on my computer? 
<DEMI1999> deeb : the internet 
<dEEb> where's that? 

<MrGreen> EMU = eastern michigan university? 

<Golem> can someone send me mario1 and battle toads i can't connect to the net 

<Skywarp> is marat in #emuhaven? 

<DrFunFroc> i have a friend who can put playstation cds into his computert and play them, how is that? 

<jime> i'm d/l ff7 right know 

<Artex> zsnes sux...snes9x is better 

<DOOFOOS> are there L and R buttons for SNES roms? 

*** PolyMorph (Man@berlin.fastlane.ca) has joined #roms 
<PolyMorph> Is this a nes Rom page 

<TeMsHaDoW> where can I get snex97 ? 

<Drakee> is there a patch to make ZSNES a full version ? 

<[2cool4u]> hello everyone. Does anyone know if such a thing that changes snes roms into Genesis roms? 

<myhero> is slammaster for sps-1 a basketball game/? 

<Gnab^Gib> any1 know if bloodlust software´s made a snes emulator 

<xluke> where can i get a NES emu? 
<AzNx> #callus 

<el_Diblo> I'm looking for a NU64 emulator 
<el_Diblo> The one I got says not enough memory 
<el_Diblo> Also I could use a Virtual Boy Emulator 

<fishy_> hey 
<fishy_> can I have a nu64 emulator? 
<fishy_> please 
<fishy_> I want one now 

<AOLRULES> WHATS UP HOMEBROS 
<AOLRULES> ANYONE GOTS SOME N64 EMULATORZ 
<Panix> AOLRULES, die 
<AOLRULES> WAREZ MY N64 ROMS AT 
<AOLRULES> SOMEONE SENDS ME THEM 
<AOLRULES> IS THIS IS BBS 
<Panix> you just might be the lamest person I have ever seen 
<Panix> *maybe* 
<Batny> aol be da bomb yo 
<AOLRULES> PCBOARD 
<AOLRULES> WESSSSSSSSSSSSSIDE 
<Panix> please, someone kill this guy 
<[NOAM]> @pb AOLRULES n64romsfng 
*** AOLRULES was kicked by Replacer (PermBan/[NOAM]/20 Oct 1997/n64romsfng) 

<domingo> linux is really a seperate dos from unix. 

<Wetguy> What does roms stand for? 

<madclown_> does anyonw know wheer to get a linux emu 

<clou532> Can someone send me some roms I'm new from aol and have none. 

<Hulegu> Anyone got Snesticle .50 regged? 

<svaf> is snes98 for n64 out yet? 

<Caper> could someone tell me how fast your computer has to be to run N64 roms? 

<SkizzikS> Is there a front end for dos for genecyst ? 

<godtrackr> i have a rom but how do i use these .nes thing? do i rename them .ex 

<_core> What's the homepage, for Snes Menu, and why is the Topic about HeXen this isnt #quake 

<warez> Anyone have any text files on how to program a SNES emulator in Visual Basic (but C++ will work too) /msg me!! 

<putzo> is there an snes emulator like the nes one with the bloody hand? 

<Ki|os> hey! 
<Ki|os> I got the beta of snesticle 

<Meth> is there a nesticle version for snes? 

<BigDoobie> is snes9x the fastest snes rom around?? 

<Siegfried> anyone have any NES ROMs that they can download to me??? 

<jayces> everybody have the copy of Genecyst with sound beta? 

<Babutv> can anyone give me a site with esnes9x? 

*** Ophidion (NONE@hd60-075.hil.compuserve.com) has joined #emu 
<Ophidion> Don't ban me!!! 
<Ophidion> I don't have COMPUSERVE!!! 

<prof2> Breest, I just ran this N64 Emulator and it messed up my files. Can I dcc it to you, so you can tell me if it works for you? 

<Polly-Ester> linux = unix for windows95 

<MindRape> I am masterbating to Lisa 

<DownScale> hey, im new to this server, but a long time emu fan, how about i get to know some of ya? eh? how about this...SEX/AGE 

<Astro> well people have threatened to kill me 

<Pfst> Well, since this # is full of NES rom hunting, Pearl Harbor supporting traitors to the greatest nation on Earth... I'm off to report you all to the SPA. later, kiddies 

<Grayphish> Big-D: my n64 emunationator needs more ram it says can someone download me ram? 

<gb> ice takes guys over girls
<IceWizard> gb: only if its vore 

<Berzerker> Life is hard.
<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE 

<EndoNexus> IceWizard is on Cops in Jamacia... they found a crack pipe in his pocket but he denys owning it 

<[NOAM]> i call this smile
<[NOAM]> :>
<[NOAM]> the homo smile
<[NOAM]> cuz w0$$ does it
<[NOAM]> and w0$$bgay 

<AlmtyBob> d00ds when is vt-n64 #1 coming out? 

* wildlele pats his 6 year old 14" 

<hypr> i need a rear end fer winamp 

<Gurt> brb...I think the poo wants to come out of my ass 

<D-viant> I drank myhero's jar o' cum 

<Berzerker> w0$$ bvaD eD  

<Conjurer> I AM THE IRANIAN SHEEK! 

<aTLieN> can someone lick my but crust 

<aTLieN> EFX keeps his dick tightly wraped in his pants it never gets air 

<Spindizy> heh
<aTLieN> spin you really wana take it up the ass from me don't you 

<aTLieN> I can blow goats 

<_FanWen_> penis ? 

<Sukas> Hi! Anyone wanna trade old Amiga games?
<DEMI1999> hi! suck my cock! 

<zs-> I HOPE I GET A BIG BURNING DILDO SHOVED UP MY ASS FOR ETERNITY GOD DAMNIT 

<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm. 

<Berzerker> i shit too big
<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper
<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much
<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it
<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"
<Berz 

<Berzerker> n0m looks like fabio.
<Berzerker> "eye can0t believe itz not eD" 

<lugnut> Man, if I was a chick with a dick, I'd just stay at home, play with my boobs and poke my own hole all the time. 

<[NOAM]> eD
<[NOAM]> why must u finger me
<[NOAM]> CTCP FINGER request by hypr at 4:16pm.
<hypr> h0w dare j00! 

<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ 

<FLoBBaSKo> Oh god, it's that Welch's "it makes your lips smack" commercial... god it makes me want to tie her to a bed, rip her clothes off and shove a cattle prod where the sun don't shine. 

<DEMI1999> silly rabbit, ed is for assistant crack whores 

<hypr> -owi-dcc- You have XDCC files pending , retrieve them with /dcc owi-dcc get <filename>
<hypr> eye am constipat0reD
<hypr> i cant get0r filez0r
<hypr> m0f 

<XxDeThxX> hes like "ed4 is lammahs"
*** XxDeThxX was kicked by hypr (h0w dare j00!) 

<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot 

<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge 

*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month. 

*** Quits: OUiJaMaN (Anal masturbation, brb) 

<wildlele`> i'm gonna grind my crotch into some chick tonight 

<TrelaneQ> Floppy now, hard later.
<_Rza_> TrelaneQ: you talking bout yer d1ck? 

<hypr> I saw wildlele` kicking a can down the street. I asked him what he was doing, and he said "Moving." 

<wildlele`> damn i found my OLD boyz2men cd and it still r0x 

<FootballF> just look at iNES.
<FootballF> Has Marat made it to 1.0 yet? 

<XxDeThxX> friggin compusa wants $29.99 for heat sink and fan.. they are beyond rediculous
<XxDeThxX> for $29.99 i want a slave boy over here with an ice cube 

<Berzerker> they should make n0m goes fishing
<Berzerker> and like eD goes in the water with a shark hat n stuff
<Berzerker> and tips n0ms boat over
<Berzerker> and n0m goes d0f 

<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation 

<gloone_> (Flooble) MrBurns, did you know that IRC servers are just rooms full of elderly ppl who retype everything out :) and when you have a netsplit its when one dies 

<volatile_> zophar : do you have any idea, on what emulator wrestlefast gonna run ?
<Zophar> vol:the bvaD emu by eD in conjunction with sardu 

<Berzerker> how much ta could a yaya tep if a tata could tep oh! 

<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD 

<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> he cant even stand up
<Berzerker> so hes like
<Berzerker> wtf 

<IceWizard> im a barbie girl 

<hypr> pr0n
<hypr> haw
<hypr> n0rp
<hypr> w0ss
<hypr> bvaD sex0r
<hypr> unF 

<DarkDeity> [05:38] #IceWizard# msg peer WHY DID YOU RESET MY CONNECTION 

<Y0SHi> a light in the world of darkness
<Y0SHi> hi brad 

<wildlele`> To the right is a picture of that stank siditty hoe Michelle Kwan. You think you're so pretty, don't you? Well who's smiling now? Huh? You better step off before I get my girl Tonya to beat that ass!! 

<XodiaK> Why do you talk as if you're still on AOL?
<hypr> c4u53 im eD 

<Y0SHi> I'm so pimp that within 15 minutes of being born I was pimpin' other girl babies. 

<myhero> will any ops give me a V in exchange for some oral action?? 

<Zero-X> I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. 

<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE
<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD 

<Berzerker> 4 easy payments of tempter-nine ninety-five 

<Zyklon> you wouldn't know a root shell from a sea shell... and you think you can be leetin' ?
<LamestBot> i HAX)R THE ROOT LIKS A LUMBERJACK BITCHCLITSAQW312$!@#$ 

<astro1> give me ops
<astro1> because im astro 

<OoLoNg> the aol warz skennnnne? thats lame y0 rom images n shit is da new stuff 

<MrPips> hiroshi: i was expelt from my ebonics class. 

<[NOAM]> EYE WHISH I COULD LIFT HÆVY TINGS LYKE DOZE GUIZ ON TEEVHEE 

<pr4g1t> eye like 2 go to davesclassics.com 

<_FanWen> hehe.. i need some porn for relax ..:P 

<gb> OK, IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS, 

<--Thud--> ---fuck, I got one of those new MS Force Feedback mice, as soon as I fired up my PC the damn thing shot off my desk and out the window 

<myhero> steroids make your penix shrink, ask nesM 

<_Wiz_S> manson 

<XxDeThxX> "and this is my basement.. and this is my son's n0rp game.. " 

*** |vAiO| was kicked by Hiroshi (you're an insult to the name of my computer) 

<wildlele`> umm k
<wildlele`> but not now, i gotta watch power rangers
<wildlele`> tata 

<Doraemon> ahh whoops! my sex just changed 

* SoM2Freak uses mawashigeri on Lowrider!!
* SoM2Freak casts Merami
* Lowrider casts "speaka englishu" on SoM2Freak!! 

<Y0SHi> You too can be a skanky bitch when you buy my book, "How Ta Bez A Ho" by Velvet Jones 

<EFX> does anyone have a emulators for my rom.exe ? 

<RST38h> 3Y3 W41T 1N L1N3 F1V3 H0W4H F0R T0L13T P4P4!@#@#!!!!! 

<EFX> I'd rather be crabby then have them ;) 

<{Hentai}> i harrased pr4g1t with aim
<{Hentai}> and he threatened me with aol officials 

<glow_> whats a jarocum? 

<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it 

<Ophidion> NO!
<Hiroshi> NONE@hd60-075.hil.compuserve.com <--thats not compuserve
<Ophidion> No. My ISP uses Compuserve I think 

<NuTSaQz> i feel like having sex.. good thing my hand is here 

<Trepalium> 3y3 4m g14d 3y3 4m n0t eD, cUz 3y3d h4v3 t0 g3t h3d fR0m tH4 d34d. 

<Killjoke> "Oh, great crotch shot! I could almost see bush!! See gets a 5.9 from me!!" 

<IceWiz--> pr0st3tuti0n is n0t illegal in fr4nc3 

<MrGrim> my mom is yelling at me to get off 

<XxDeThxX> sometimes i think a horse could talk better then hypr :) 

<gb> eD has Nice puSSy 

<Flack> What always happens to me is I always buy the exception to the rule.
<Flack> When i got my jvc I got cdr-win and it says "works with every cd-r drive except the jvc-2010" ... 

<HYPRtONIC> EYE AM A0LMAN 

<[NOAM]> www.davesclassics.com, anything less would be un-emulationized 

*** Quits: NicZak (<Conjurer> 3y3 lik3 to eD things) 

*** [NOAM] changes topic to 'eye like 2 speek conjurian 'Ne1 g0Tz D4 N64 eMu?!?!' 

<XodiaK> I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 

<Berzerker> hey
<Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house?
<Berzerker> swallow the leader. 

<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am 

<eD> 0h g0d
<eD> bvad farted 

<gb`> whats wrong with demi?
<Infe> he's made of potato chips 

<FrodoDead> c0njur3f iz 4 l33t muth4fuck3 

<myhero> i shaved my nads today 

<wildlele`> time to blow up my doll
<wildlele`> err go out on a date
<wildlele`> cya 

<myhero> i stapled my dick down to my asshole so now i feel like a woman 

<hypr> EHHHHHHH ME POOPUE 

<IceWizard> "j00 can ownz this sooper speeed 386 for only 6k! 

<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away 

<Trepalium> MS charges an arm, a leg and a testicle for tech support. 

<Berzerker> GAMES SO TIGHT THEY CALL IT VIRGIN 

<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything. 

<Berzerker> <Teacher> Ok children, repeat after me. le le.. le le.. ta ta.. ta- .... berzerker? can you say tata? <Berzerker> yaya 

* Berzerker puts his hand on SoM2's leg. 

<Berzerker> HAHAHHA
<Berzerker> SOM2 YAYA FUNNY
<Berzerker> HAHA
<Berzerker> HAHAHA
<Berzerker> WHAT AM I LAUGHING AT
<Berzerker> HHAHAHA 

<Berzerker> Relele oh! fehou 

<Berzerker> SoM2Freak: ..LOL! I agree. It's a good monster. You can say that in japanese like this, wetekepeketepepepemoomelelelele. Can you say that, kiddies? 

<Berzerker> my dingaling
<Berzerker> my dingaling
<Berzerker> i want you to play with my dingaling 

<MaratXDCC> and i wouldve gotten away with it too if it wasnt for you vegetable win95 users 

<Loften> I am gonna have to get a cheap whore for prom this year, I am thinking about calling up a escrot service so I am guaranteed to score 

<Berzerker> i did not inhale
<Berzerker> i did not insert 

<Ash> The hell? I think my suitcase just farted. 

<Entranced> <Bill Clinton> hey monica come see me in the Oral...I mean Oval Office please 

<wildlele`> damn uk is gettin more stupider 

<EFX> for $30 I could get a blowjob from a lady named pooeh 

<EFX> whois zophar 

<MrGrim> zsKnight, you have +omnf for this channel 
<zsKnight> What's that?

<Berzerker> Birdie birdie 
<Berzerker> In the sky 
<Berzerker> Why did you poopoo 
<Berzerker> In my eye? 
<Berzerker> I didn't sigh 
<Berzerker> And I didn't cry 
<Berzerker> Just thank God 
<Berzerker> That cows don't fly 

<[n0m]> SAAAH 
<[n0m]> SOME GUY CASTE A SEXY LOOK ON ME 

<FanWen> anyone know any good GUI or Menu lib for C++ ? 
 <DEMI1999> fanwen : tatalele.c 
 <FanWen> tatalele.c ??? 
 <DEMI1999> yaya 
 <FanWen> where to get ? 
 <DEMI1999> fanwen : www.yaya.com 
 <FanWen> hehe,,, the site is down 

<fractal> wtf is pmk 
<fractal> pull my krotch? 

<R|pper> I work for Trojan Condoms, I am the beta tester 

<Dipstick> earlier today, SoM2 got busted by the LAPD and got assraped by the police dogs 

<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground 
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad 
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel 
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand 
<Berzerker> and like 
<Berzerker> poop! 

* [NOAM] makes a bumbersticker for his car 'MY OTHER ISP IS AOL' 

<hypr> ahahahaha ahaha ahahwh h\awh hahw 
<MonoPuff> calm down hypr, don't caugh up a lung or somethine 

<hypr> do ice got all ladys nana,  do  ice drive a mercades nana, do it sound so crazy nana 
<IceWizard> do eD get all da guyz yaya, do eD drive a pinto yaya, do eD be ereet yaya 

<[NOAM]> !@#@#@!!@# 
<[NOAM]> ALPHABITS ARE BEING CHANGED...NEW MARSHMALLOWS @!#!@#@! 

<Berzerker> eye have a pimple in my buttocks and so i scratched it any my finger smelt like bvaD so i had to go wash it k 

<Berzerker> we are now approaching disney's polenesian resort. enjoy fine dining at minnie's stupid ass luou, and uh go rent boats and stuff at the marina. if you're disembarking, please grab small children firmly by the hair and watch your head and step. if you're staying aboard, sit down and shut the hell up 

<EFX> anyone have doom 2 cracked? 
<EFX> I'll trade zsnes registered for it 
<XScrawLX> zsnes is freware 
<EFX> brb 
*** Quits: EFX (Leaving) 
<wildlele> hahahaha 
<wildlele> he got embarassed so he left 

*** hypr sets mode: +vv Dr_DOS Pyre 
<Lk_Away_1> eD is in a mad voice mood. 
<hypr> jaja 
<hypr> The time is now 3:00pm. 
<Lk_Away_1> Ooh.  He tells time too. 

<IceWizard> EyE ReAD ThiZ BooK CalleD IF j00 GivE a MouSe a CooKiE.. it wuz: if j00 give a rellh1ck a +o, he'll want a +m. If j00 give a rellh1ck a +m, He'll want a +n 
*** RelliK sets mode: -o yaya 
*** RelliK sets mode: -oooo Berzerk0r Centario Conjurer CyberKefk 
*** RelliK sets mode: -oooo HirokazU hypr hypr_ hypr__ 
*** RelliK sets mode: -oooo hypr___ IceWizard Lepper n0mSLEEP 
*** RelliK sets mode: -o SoM2Freak 
*** Parts: RelliK (yaya@iasc4-191.flash.net) 

<MrMachine> Magic: I took her into the hard driving machine and did her doggy style 

<MOOGLEZZ> I won't be needing THIS anymore! 
* MOOGLEZZ burns his last condom 
<MOOGLEZZ> TIME TO GET SOME AIDS, BABY#)($*@#()*$ 

* Berzerker gets hungry 
* Berzerker eats his e's 
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr 

<Berzerker> like i had a party today after school and we had chicks and stuff over and we were dancing to some cool music and had lights nstuff and some kids came over and said 'you're dancing with 3 year olds to some old disney record with a flashlight, thats not cool' 

<Berzerker> see spot. see spot run. see spot chase eD. see spot walk over to n0m's yard. see spot .. no! bad spot! bad spot! 

<Berzerker> i remember in school when i pooped my pants and like i was standing there trying to hide it and some already like went down my leg and in my shoe, but like then i sat down by accident 8-( so i have to go out and get new pants tonight. 

<Zophar> eD gives heD in beD to a feD nameD neD that he weD 

<Dr_DOS> eT? a spawn of eD? 

<Traveler> hypr: hey, i got a friend that can help you with that lispe ;) 

<}Void{> Yeah when I whack off it makes a "clicka clicka" sound. 

<^Slyver2> THEY KILLED MCDICKER! 
<^Slyver2> THOSE BASTARDS! 

<FLoBBaSKo> The Spice Girls are gonna, like, come over to the US, and kill our babies, and then only have to serve like 1 day in jail... bleh. 

<FLoBBaSKo> Here's the Japanese<->English dict server I was talking about: http://www.gsquare.or.jp/cgi-bin/j-e/euc/dict make sure to customize it the way you want, it's got as many options as Loften has bans. 

<Zophar> sorry, i dont speak lamer 
<Zophar> i know english though 

<|-bigd-|> <RST38h> Im thankful at least 1 person bought iNES! thanks zophar, I luv yoo :P~ 

<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!? 

<KyrinRah> jumanji, isn't that the black people celebrate unstead of Christmas? 

<Conjurer> pyre is marat's lover 
<Herbman> pyre is pragit's lover 
<Pyre> :( 

<IceWizard> Ramen (raman@gay.slut.retard.addikt.com) 
<IceWizard> fuck that fag 
<IceWizard> using the name Ramen in vein 
<Sorice> The dump goes down more than a whore on the west side 

<Traveler> when i was playing rapegame, my parents asked why i was banging on the keyboard so hard 
<Traveler> "nothing mom! i'll...be...done in a minute!" 

<AlmtyBob> If I were Louisa Woodward, I'd go to prison just for the lesbo sex 

<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick? 
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS 

<Zophar> eD why for not you be l4m3 

<DEMI1999> noam : i hate it when the tempter gets all fuzzy like that 

<Lowrider> I FUCK CHOCOBOS. 

<Berzerker> who stole my lele? 

<gangloot> anyone every been playing when themselves in a pool and get the weener stuck in the pool filter? 

<MOOGLEZZ> PEEWEE HERMAN 
<MOOGLEZZ> PEE WEE HERMAN 
<MOOGLEZZ> HE'S ROCKIN 
<MOOGLEZZ> CUZ HE'S A PERVERT 
<MOOGLEZZ> LIKE ME 
<MOOGLEZZ> RODNEY DANGERFIELD 
<MOOGLEZZ> HE'S A PERVERT 
<MOOGLEZZ> LIKE ME 
<MOOGLEZZ> PUT YOUR SOCKS ON YOUR PENISES 
<MOOGLEZZ> YAYAYAYAYA 

<BludStone> REALDOLL IS A WOMAN EMULATOR (for those of u who dont know, www.realdoll.com will explain :D ) 

<FuzzX> its much better pretending all you ppl's are blonde girls (half nude) 

* _Ogar_ wears rubber underwear and rapes poodles 

<XScrawLX> my lele has infected my wewe with some tata 
<XScrawLX> and the pmk function is invalid! 

<Doraemon> Berz: I wish I was like Barbie, then I could be anatomically correct! 

<Berzerker> how many lele's does it take to get to the center of a tata? 

<[NOAM]> CUZ MUH LELE EEZ EEN J00 TATA 

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<Berzerker> i dropped my tata and it fell down into the drain =~[ 

<JavaGod> WHY DOES MY CHIN KEEP PULSATING????? 

<EFX> What's a dikfor? 

<Entomorph> Man.. If I was a chick.. I would do it with Sardu just for the beta of Genecyst =) 

<Conjurer> Did I ever tell you, MAME r0x j00 arSE? 

<SoM2|away> Uhh..Y0SHi...why do you jizz everywhere? :) 

<G00dBoY> as i take a step in the valley were i harvest my eDz 

<NicZak> Then your a newbie. I started the emulation scene 

*** [NOAM] changes topic to "Som was eaten by the LockSness monster!! aaah!! poor kid..he never got any" 

<Y0SHi> "lookout! It's a bird! it's a plane! No, it's... what the HELL IS THAT?" 

<splice> who gives a rat's ass 
<MOOGLEZZ> But he didn't say 
<Zophar> ARRRRRRGH DAMNIT MOOG PLEASE DON'T DO THIS ARRRRRRRGH DAMNIT MOOG ARRRRRRRRGH 

<MOOGLEZZ> I always used to think of shit when LOG came on Ren & Stimpy 

<HYPRtONIC> lelelele 

*** VGS has quit IRC (Who do Voodoo? We do. Fuck you.) 

<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" 
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa 

<Mr_Goat> I will clone EFX, I will make one that never sleeps. 
<Trepalium> just make them sleep at different times. 
<Trepalium> Just don't get MindRape and anyone else mixed up.... 
<Trepalium> We don't need two mindrapes. 

<DaRkShaMe> Come to the darkside... we have Fritos©... 

<BeWGiEMaN> -RomServ- You have now access to my FILESERVER! 
<BeWGiEMaN> -RomServ- Your password is 'roms' 
<BeWGiEMaN> wewps 

<Mascot> A female, in the emu scene, who wasn't lame, died... That's like, "Shit, there goes our last panda." 

<EFX> I OWN the NES SCENE 

<Pyre> @wako *** Echo flooding RST38h for the next 45 seconds.